What Is Depicted On The Painting?!?!
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What Is Depicted On The Painting?!?!
Or, more accurately, how long will Brian keep us writhing on this rusty blade? For the record, my guess is flowers and kitties... or a portrait of naked Danielle! ('flowers' and 'kitties' are what the RawRo Forum substituted for some choice blue language.)
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Buried with his hundred girlfriends
And, like, a jillion dollars.
(Please don't dig up the grave)"
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Hmmm, Tobias creating a um, "au natural" painting of his own SISTER is strangely titillating to me.
*jots that one down*
You know she would totally go for it too, in fact it would probably be her idea...
"But brother," Danielle said coyly as she removed her lacy bodice, "You've got all these spare art supplies just lying around, and I've always wanted to be a MODEL..."
*jots that one down*
You know she would totally go for it too, in fact it would probably be her idea...
"But brother," Danielle said coyly as she removed her lacy bodice, "You've got all these spare art supplies just lying around, and I've always wanted to be a MODEL..."
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My original idea for the reason was some kind of school project... involving hign-schoolers being required to depict naked people... so your casual spur-of-the-moment motivation works a lot better. Although, it would go far pinning down Tobias' and Danielle's sexuality, a subject which I think you might have reasons for keeping under wraps.
"Answerin' e-mails and kickin' Cheats in the hearafter
Buried with his hundred girlfriends
And, like, a jillion dollars.
(Please don't dig up the grave)"
Buried with his hundred girlfriends
And, like, a jillion dollars.
(Please don't dig up the grave)"
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Chocolate.
I quote from a commercial: "You see, girls are crazy to begin with, but when you give them chocolate they flip out." "Hey, want some chocolate?" "CHOCOLATE! Oh my god thank you! I love chocolate SO MU-U-UCH!
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Re: Chocolate.
Because telling me i'm crazy will totally make me want to buy your product.Izludious wrote:I quote from a commercial: "You see, girls are crazy to begin with, but when you give them chocolate they flip out." "Hey, want some chocolate?" "CHOCOLATE! Oh my god thank you! I love chocolate SO MU-U-UCH!
"Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare Life-In-Death was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold. "
~ Rime Of The Ancient Mariner
by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare Life-In-Death was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold. "
~ Rime Of The Ancient Mariner
by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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I think the aim of that particular commercial was more like "It's easy to pick up women - just give them a candy bar!"
...which is, on reflection, even worse.
Side note - McGyver used chocolate bars to stem a leak of sulfuric acid once. Cuz they expanded into that icky black goo, and plugged the leak.
"Why do all your heroes have mullets?"
"THERE ARE NO MORE HEROES!!!"
...which is, on reflection, even worse.
Side note - McGyver used chocolate bars to stem a leak of sulfuric acid once. Cuz they expanded into that icky black goo, and plugged the leak.
"Why do all your heroes have mullets?"
"THERE ARE NO MORE HEROES!!!"
"Answerin' e-mails and kickin' Cheats in the hearafter
Buried with his hundred girlfriends
And, like, a jillion dollars.
(Please don't dig up the grave)"
Buried with his hundred girlfriends
And, like, a jillion dollars.
(Please don't dig up the grave)"
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