I always wondered though... With all the people worshiping him and doing everything they think he said they should do (apart from the 'love one other' parts...), I think he sounds more like a vampire
Knowledge is Power. Power corrupts. Study hard - be Evil.
I'm still waiting for the "secret" Gospel to be revealed where Jesus emerges as a zombie on Easter Sunday, attacks the apostles and they all become a zombie gang ravaging Judea until the mighty armies of the Easter Bunny smite the bloodthirsty savior and his undead minions.
Yeah, I'm going to Hell for thinking that one up, but it'd make for a groovy comic book, huh?
Vampire Jesus sounds nifty, too.
Dennis
"It's impossible to be neat and tidy amidst the natural majesty of mountains of books."
Hey, I'm a baptized Catholic...although, as I was an infant, I really had no say in the matter.
Today, I'm non-religious and have been for many years, in fact, the only reason I went to church was because the parents made me go. When they stopped, I stopped.
Besides, sinning is quite a bit more fun than being "good" all the time.
Anyway, yeah, I agree with the vampires/zombies comment.
Dennis
"It's impossible to be neat and tidy amidst the natural majesty of mountains of books."
While I do have a bias for zombies, they usually don't show many examples of higher order thinking so therefore I can differentially see the vampire option. Or he could be a super zombie or maybe.... *gasp* the first vampire!!!!
I like fun bad movies, like bad vampires flicks and stuff =P Bad movies as in, stuff like the King Arthur movie (which made absolutely NO historical sense what so ever), are just dreadful XP
Hmmm...yeah, I've seen a couple lousy King Arthur movies.
There is a difference between bad movies which are so bad they're funny and bad movies which make me cringe, cry, leave the theatre, toss the DVD across the room, demand my money back, etc...
Dennis
"It's impossible to be neat and tidy amidst the natural majesty of mountains of books."