Being that I have a penis, and I'm not afraid to use it, I must confess that I'm attracted to the Vile Terror, but not in a physical sense. Not really in a metal sense either because we never talk bubbie, but in the whimsical sense.
The Vile Terror pokes me right in the same well worn squick hole as J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, The Balrog, and Big Trouble in Little China.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived
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