What's with all the boys?

[VileTerror]

Recently I've been dabbling with presenting myself in a more, how do you say, . . . "likeable" manner. The results have been . . . curious, to say the least.

For some reason beyond my fathoming, the vast majority of subjects to express extreme fondness or love to me have been male. Worst still, the one female is not yet verified as actually being female.

Now, it's certainly true that several of these males may not be actual males, I haven't seen all their DNA or penises. However, I HAVE seen enough penis to feel rather spiritless when one is thrust in my face.

Don't get me wrong! I enjoy the sense of power and accomplishment when I manage to inspire such conduct directed solely to me (only in select cases, mind you, and as near as I've been informed, at least), and it's good to know that some of the more intelligent subjects bear strong (commonly) positive feelings for me . . . but really: can't I get a little more XX action? Don't take away my boys. Just give me some girls.






. . . don't make me say "please"!

[IVstudios]

"Not enough girlz": The lament of just about everyone on the internet. Male, female or otherwise.

It's the curse of the world wide web.

[VileTerror]

This goes beyond internet, actually.

Though, perhaps radical reduction in the male population will yield positive results.

[Aeridus]

I hear Russia is overrun with women...

[VileTerror]

TO RUSSIA!


. . . with "<i>love</i>".

[Aeridus]

Onward, ho'!

[VileTerror]

No no no. <i>You</i>'re <b>my</b> ho!

[Aeridus]

No no no. <i>You</i>'re <b>my</b> ho!

My bad.

*proceeds to be mounted by VT in prep for the long ride*

[VileTerror]

You know, on second thought . . .

*dismounts aeridus and instead hooks him up to a <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Ponygirl_folsom2005.jpg">small pony-cart</a>*

GID'YUP!

[Sindras]

I was about to say Vile *Gulp* is there a problem with the boys? heh, *Is glad there is not*

[VileTerror]

*strokes Sindras*

I'm glad you chose to post, thank you.

I realize my "tone" in the leading post of this thread likely inspires a sense of negativity. I must reiterate that I cherish your feelings for me, Sindras, as well as the feelings of those other XYs (granted, you're <i>particularly</i> special to me, and I really want to cherish you in the physical sense).
I suppose my feelings regarding this article are rooted in my powerful distaste for chauvinistic behaviour and the depressing male-centric power structure which has been perpetuated for far too long. I feel an inclination to help further the feminist movement and (though it's probably just my ego) I believe I could genuinely be of assistance to some girls if they would open up to me.

Do not misconstrue this as an indirect request for a gender-reassignment surgery. You should be the sex and gender you are most comfortable with, and changing that in an attempt just to appease me will have the opposite affect upon my feelings. The gesture would be infinitely flattering, but I’d then feel like shit because I was unable to explain clearly enough how important your choices are to me.

I have no right to complain, I suppose. I’ve been more lucky than I should deserve to be, whether my theories on Karma are correct or not (really though, my life is probably the best proof to use to refute the entire existence of Karma). You, and the other boys shouldn’t feel bad because of how I feel. If anything, you should be angry I had the gull to make a thread like this. I’m not sure I can ever stress enough how much of a rotten and tiresome shit I am. And I don’t mean that as something to put myself down. It’s a waring.



. . . this probably should have been all kept private, but the part of me which desires to be accepted into the Keenspace community was quite vocal right now, and it told me to try a little humanization. Sometimes I wonder if I should just silence that voice like the others. Honestly . . . humanize me? BAH! This better pan out . . .

[Sindras]

*Is all warm and fuzzy, but will save that for when Vile hasn't asked to be humanized..*

Hmmm.. Well, i never saw this as any sort of negative, just more like a question. Questions are always valid, this included, though the answer may not make any more sense than the actual thing itself.
What i would say is in your talk about "More lucky than you deserve to be" and that sort of thing is that everyone deserves to be as lucky as they can in any way possible. As for Karma, i don't see how that has all that much bearing here.. actually, come to think of it, neither does luck. I would say that people are attracted to you by how you present yourself, and, well, you just happened to do so in a certain way with a certain community. I'm sure theres another approach, or another venue you could use to attract those of XX, trust me on that one... Yeah, i know, i don't know if this makes sense either, but hopefully something will come from it!

[VileTerror]

Well, what I got from your post may not have been what you intended, but I think you made a very valid point.

I'm probably just doing things the right way to attract boys, but the wrong way to attract girls. This merits further study, yes.

[Sindras]

Wow.. that was exactly pretty much what i mean't.... Wow... *Walks away in stunned amazement wondering if Vile read his mind*

[VileTerror]

Heh. I get that a lot. I'm no psychic, but I can still manage to read the minds of those who love me.

[Aeridus]

You know, on second thought . . .

*dismounts aeridus and instead hooks him up to a <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Ponygirl_folsom2005.jpg">small pony-cart</a>*

GID'YUP!

Woohoo!

*pulls the cart along while completely naked*

[VileTerror]

*flicks a leather whip at aeridus's back*

MUSH! AUNDELIA! EXPRESSO!

[Aeridus]

*mushes to the nearest BDSM club* :B

[VileTerror]

Good pony-pan! You can have a treat later.

*ties aeridus to a wooden pole outside and proceeds to have a fun time in the club*

[Aeridus]

*whinnies happily and proceeds to mate with the nearby "mares"*