Candy!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:25 pm

If you were a piece of candy, where would you want to be?

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:47 am

Somewhere inedible.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:35 pm

*would hide in someone's bosom*

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:29 pm

You salacious sod!

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:01 pm

I would be stuck to the floor of someone's car.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:49 pm

I would likely be blocking someone's windpipe, laughing my sugar-based little heart off as they slowly choke to death. I'd then pop out after their final spasm and repackage myself for a most excellent murder spree until such time that I become covered with too much saliva and retire to Greenland to live out the rest of my candied days waiting to be reincarnated as something with limbs.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:59 pm

Doom Candy! Now comes in 5 different flavors!

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:21 pm

Sweet, Sour, Salty, Bitter, and Mongoose.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:22 pm

Mmmmm, Mongoose...

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:27 pm

FOUL KNAVE! Thou dost not knowth thee truest flavour of Mongoose!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:40 pm

You mean it doesn't taste like the blood of virgins on a cool summer evening?

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:04 pm

No. The blood of virgins on a cool summer morning tastes very much like . . . blood.

Mongooses, on the other hand, have a distinct flavour which is somewhat gamey flavour not too much unlike bobcat or bear, oddly enough.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:23 pm

You've actually eaten all of those?

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:43 pm

You don't <b>eat</b> blood! Not without freezing it first or congealing it.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:55 pm

Or blood pudding.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:02 pm

I think that counts as congealing it. Let's get Ryan Kolter in here and ask him!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:22 pm

Good idea! *uses mind meld to read rkolter's brain on the matter*

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:26 pm

Um . . . private messages through the forum system might work a mite better.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:16 pm

a gummy octopus, slowly melting in the mouth of some loli at an anime con. Oh yea.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:18 pm

IN a lolli? Candy inside candy?

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Candy!

Candy!

I'm no vore, man!!

A manboob bosom?

DIE!

Mmmmmm, mongoose.

Might Mongoose!

Mmm!

BAH!

'cause Ryan's brain power is SMEXY!

A mite tiny shave hair.

Doubly-sweet!