VT phone home?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:18 pm
...VT appears to have gone missing... I must find it.
Maybe I left VT behind the couch?
Maybe I left VT behind the couch?
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VT is ephemeral, like cherry blossoms.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:56 pm
Vile's always in the last place you look.
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:03 pm
Don't worry, I'm sure VT is just off causing destruction if some far off land. He pop's pack in whenever he needs a place to hide from the cops.
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:42 pm
I was sure to maul VT when it came back! ^_^
I am not extraterrestrial!
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:47 pm
I've been calling home for the past two months. I kept getting a busy signal.
And do us all a favour, aeri. Maul ivstudios for his pronoun error.
And do us all a favour, aeri. Maul ivstudios for his pronoun error.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:17 pm
Sorry Sir-
Errr, Mam...
Eh, whatever would go in "Yes ______" to denote an It.
Errr, Mam...
Eh, whatever would go in "Yes ______" to denote an It.
BOW!
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:21 pm
"Boss" works in a pinch, and I'm currently trying to find a gender neutral word which effectively means "Master/Mistress", "Lord/Lady", "God/Goddess", but am coming up with nothing but difficulty.
You could also just say "Yes VileTerror" with a suitably humble tone of voice.
You could also just say "Yes VileTerror" with a suitably humble tone of voice.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:02 pm
"Yes, O Great One." works in a pinch. 
*proceeds to maul ivstudios for his transgression... while nude*
*proceeds to maul ivstudios for his transgression... while nude*
Rocky Horror, anyone?
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:14 pm
*video tapes the whole ordeal and holds it over ivstudios' head . . . literally*
It's like that Damocles sword thingy-a-ma-bobbity-do-whackity-whacky. Just it's a camera with a video cassette in it.
It's like that Damocles sword thingy-a-ma-bobbity-do-whackity-whacky. Just it's a camera with a video cassette in it.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:49 pm
And to think that yesterdays horoscope told me I would be beaten up by a naked assailant and then have the videotaped evidence dangled curly just out of my reach. IT WAS OFF BY A WHOLE DAY! I knew you couldn't trust those things. 
I IS NOT PSYCHIC!
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:02 pm
I would sooner suspect you had developed some sort of precognitive abilities which permits you to read a horoscope from a whole day in the FUTURE!
That, or you're making stuff up again to sound all impressive and witty.
Oh wait, never mind. That's me!
That, or you're making stuff up again to sound all impressive and witty.
Oh wait, never mind. That's me!
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:18 pm
*puts in a few pelvic thrusts for good measure*
Et tu, aeridus?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:02 pm
*holds a knife in front of Mr. Light's pelvis so he thrusts himself upon it at regular intervals*
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:24 pm
My balls! 
Masochist . . . ?
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:49 pm
Y- you . . . you might want to stop thrusting now?
Re: Masochist . . . ?
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:50 pm
But... the blood loss is quite thrilling!VileTerror wrote:Y- you . . . you might want to stop thrusting now?
*suddenly faints and stops thrusting by default*
Mmm . . .
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:01 pm
*stares at the blood for a while, but upon realizing it is no longer flowing several hours later, VileTerror decides to resuscitate aeridus*
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:03 pm
*comes to life and notices VileTerror french kissing him back to life* 
Tee hee!
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:06 pm
Not quite. I don't have lips. I was just tasting your uvula.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:20 pm
Ah, that makes more sense then. Was it good for you?