I Shrank VileTerror!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:41 am

I have shrunk and kidnapped VileTerror, it is now in my pocket. I am taking it to go sightseeing today.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:39 am

You have a Monster in your Pocket! :O

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:11 pm

Hmmm... gotta catch em all...

*starts shrinking Cope and the others*

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:29 pm

*chills in a Kandorian bar*

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:45 pm

Do you have any idea how long it took me to de-shrink myself?

Three seconds!

It took considerably longer to de-purple myself though.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:11 pm

You should have tried club soda. That'd take the purple right out.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:22 pm

Hmm, thanks for the tip. I I get re-purple'd, I'll be sure to give it a try.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:03 pm

Wow, club soda cleans everything, doesn't it?

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:05 pm

It can not clean the black inkiness off my heart and soul.

But then, it's not really ink. It's just that I have a black heart and soul. Can't right-well clean the darkness outta THAT, now can ya?

Go ahead and try though. It tickles my chest.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:11 pm

*uses magic wand to turn the blackness into dark chocolateness*

There we go! Now you're deliciously evil.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:17 pm

Where'd the evil come from?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:17 pm

The hearts of Oompa Loompas.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:30 pm

Damn them! Damn those orange-skinned freaks! They blew it up! Damn them all to Fudge-Land!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:39 pm

Blew what up?

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:06 pm

Your "love machine".

Don't worry. I'm sure someone here can repair it. They can rebuild it. Make it- . . . you know. Better, faster, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Just watch out. Lego's notorious for plastic replacements that offer no simulated sensations, and Kolter's liable to make your new "limb" highly reactive and generally explosive.

At which point you'd be right back at square one.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:27 pm

*clutches the area where his once proud rod stood*

...well, on the bright side, I could always go for that hermaphrodite surgery now...

*hires Maria and Michelle to be in charge of that*

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:48 pm

Uh . . . good luck. I don't think either have any medical expertise. Unless you can get a PhD is spreading the man-love.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:57 pm

Ah well, I tried contacting them but their appointments are full up for months.

VileTerror · Post by **VileTerror** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:22 pm

Fuck . . .

We'll have to blackmail and bribe them.

Sindras · Post by **Sindras** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:51 pm

I would go with the bribe.. but.. then of course for that you have to have money! Curses!

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I Shrank VileTerror!

I Shrank VileTerror!

You shrank VileTerror! But don't call me honey.

...then again, you can call me honey if you really want to.

BLAST AND DAM IT ALL TO FUDGELAND!

Re-purple-ization!

GLEEBALLS!

I get the bit about chocolate being delicious . . .

Damn dirty apes!

Plastic-BOOM!

I summon Maria and Michelle!

Or bride them.

Foiled again!