Dead Babies

[VileTerror]

Seriously.
<img src="http://www.mswm.org/mswm/abortionhorrible.jpg" alt="Aborted!">
<img src="http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/01/09/3bkk/img/27c.jpg" alt="Jarring!">
<img src="http://www.peppytree.com/images/bluebaby.jpg" alt="Photoshopped!">
<img src="http://gallery.pethobbyist.com/data/4580dead.jpg" alt="Lizard!">
<img src="http://www.oldhistoricnewspapers.com/a%20Babe%20Ruth%20Dead%20NY%20Mirror.jpg" alt="Um . . . ">

[Aeridus]

*swings dead baby around*

[VileTerror]

Now it's a party!

[Squidflakes]

Pffft, those aren't much fun.

[VileTerror]

If you can't have fun with dead babies, you aren't trying hard enough.

[Lowky]

Pffft, those aren't much fun.

No it's dead puppies that aren't much fun. Dead babies are freaking hilarious

[VileTerror]

Ya. Dead puppies get boring after your twelfth-thousandth kill.

[Sindras]

Awww! poor puppies! *gasp* Well.. and the babies too i guess...

[VileTerror]

It appears I still have some fundamental lessons to teach you, pet. Fret not! We'll get to them in due time. First things first, of course.

[Lulujayne]

*inflates the babies and attaches string around their assorted necks and ankles*

Carnival fun for the whole family!

Inflated babies are now available in glorious technicolor for your enjoyment- if it ain't dead yet, with caretakers like that it soon will be.

*slinks back into the shadows*

[VileTerror]

Stay out of the shadows and remain in the darkness with us, Lulu!

[Lulujayne]

Why thankyou dearest Terror - methinks I like this darkness...

[VileTerror]

Lovely lovely lovely! Very much grateful to have you here, Ms. Bangkok! You're quite welcome.

Now then . . .
What will it take to get you to reply to my messages in Skype?

[Aeridus]

You being awake at 5am, it seems.

And that video is just horrible. I know she wants her baby to learn to swim, but purposely flipping it around and seeing if it gets right back up correctly?

Oy, that would have given me a fear of water for life.

[VileTerror]

Heh. I finally got around to watching that video (didn't want to do so at work). I wonder what that baby's going to do when it's old enough to understand what was going on in that video.

Hurray for growing up with severe issues!

[Lulujayne]

Yeah, the time differences are a tad discombobulating unfortunately - but once found on Skype my babblings are endless.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she sat the baby on the edge of the pool then pushed it back into the water face first.... After a brief moral struggle I went with laughter. 'Though I agree, that child should never be shown that footage later in life lest somewhere a clocktower gets filled with teenaged angst bearing an uzi *chrashing dramatic chords*

[VileTerror]

I've sent you several messages on Skype, Lulu, and you haven't replied to any. Maybe there's some kind of error preventing you from getting them?

[Lulujayne]

Hmmmm, I've not recieved them... Perhaps I've forgotten to "authorize" you or something daft like that (my memory is horrific.)

I shall fix it as soon as I get back to my PC in BKK (I'm having a bush christmas for a couple more days)

Please prod me if I forget Dear Terror.

[VileTerror]

But of course! I fully intend to prod you even if you remember.
Also, you might want to add VileTerror and ArchVileTerror to your contact list from your end. I leave the former logged on at all times, and the latter is logged on when I have trouble with the former or just can't reach that computer.