Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles. He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Yeah, the time differences are a tad discombobulating unfortunately - but once found on Skype my babblings are endless.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she sat the baby on the edge of the pool then pushed it back into the water face first.... After a brief moral struggle I went with laughter. 'Though I agree, that child should never be shown that footage later in life lest somewhere a clocktower gets filled with teenaged angst bearing an uzi *chrashing dramatic chords*
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
But of course! I fully intend to prod you even if you remember.
Also, you might want to add VileTerror and ArchVileTerror to your contact list from your end. I leave the former logged on at all times, and the latter is logged on when I have trouble with the former or just can't reach that computer.