Corrupt a Wish Game

[Warren]

Granted. But since she lives in a different dimension, you wonder what might have been as she gazes serenely from the mirror that you use as a portal.

I wish I understood how Tesla coils worked.

[Charlos777]

SHAZAM! WISH GRANTED! You now understand all the complexities of the Tesla Coil, but now you have become so fascinated by their function you dedicate the rest of your life to creating you tube videos of your musical Tesla coilshttp://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/6-famous-songs-recreated-with-tesla-coils. You have no other life and the constant exposure has fried numerous brain cells to the point that your work with the Tesla coil has become the only task you can perform. Eventually you construct a Tesla Coil so large it completely incinerates you...but on the plus side it looked cool.

I wish I could become a successful super villain.

[Arson]

Granted. However, because you are an American-made supervillain, you are only evil because you are completely insane. Your "secret lair" is a padded white room.

I wish I had just a few more years of drawing experience.

[VinnieD]

Granted. You will be granted five years of drawing experience. However our wish granting facilities are backed up. Please wait 4 years and 364 days for wish to take effect, not counting leap year.

[Arson]

...And as VinnieD wished for nothing, he shall now become nothing. Fading into oblivion in 3...2...1...Goodbye.


I wish I had a tamed and declawed pet fox.

[Charlos777]

Wish granted! Now every five minutes a pack of hunting hounds trample you in an attempt to seize the fox, and then the horses trample you!

I wish for tons of luck when I go to Las Vegas in a few days.

[Arson]

Granted. Two metric tons of a man named "Luck" will now follow you everywhere you go in Las Vegas. He is 45, lives in his mother's basement, is unemployed, and is about as lucky as tripping on a sidewalk crack and stepping on a black cat while passing under a ladder. Have fun!

I wish I could attend the same college I am already attending and take whichever classes I want without having to worry about financial aid.
(I only have a few weeks to get another $8,000 together, and I have no idea what to do about it. )

[Charlos777]

That's an easy one! Your wish shall be fulfilled! You magically find yourself in possession of all the money you need to attend the same college and take the classes you want! The catch is though none of those classes offered count toward anything due to a mistake in the records department. This error goes unnoticed until after you apply for graduation and discover that you must now retake all those classes all over! MWAHAHAHAHA DO YOU FEEL THE REPETITION AND MONOTONY?!

Oh how I wish that I could blow things up with my mind!

[Arson]

Granted. Your subconscious can now inflate things, but only while you are asleep. You wake up each morning to a different object floating above your bed and bloated out of proportion.


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(I wish that my laptop keyboard had an American configuration)

[Ti-Phil]

Granted, your keyboard now has an american configuration, unfortunately your Operational system is only in hebrew and it is impossible to go back to english.

I wish I could open pandora's box and see the last ray of light.

[Forsakenstars]

Your wish is granted. You open Pandora's Box, unleash ANOTHER wave of all the world's ills, uh, on the world, and see the last ray of light...as the world is plunged into darkness by a 100,000,000 megaton asteroid crashing into Hawaii, unleashing the islands' not-so-dormant volcanic rage, sending ash and fire across the globe, not to mention drowning California. This last ray of light also blinds you, so that the deafening cries of the world's suffering are made MORE DEAFENING through the loss of your sight.

I wish for $150,000, enough money to get out of debt and start up my own small publishing company/art studio.

[Charlos777]

SHAZAM! WISH GRANTED! You come into possession of $150,000 dollars, and you use your money wisely to get out of debt and start up your own publishing company/ art studio. However, this couldn't have come at a worse time what with Wal*Mart starting up their own rival business which your own small company cannot compete with. You are driven even further in debt than when you began.

I wish I had a cookie.

[VinnieD]

Granted. It's a raisin cookie, and it's one of those raisin cookies that looks like chocolate chip until you bit into it and get the bitter disappointment of raisins where chocolate should be.

I wish YOUR MOM would stop calling me.

[Arson]

Granted. She now drives to your house and throws lemmings at you on a daily basis.
(Well, when life gives you lemmings...)

I wish for... uh... a migratory coconut. And a swallow!

[Charlos777]

Granted. It's a raisin cookie, and it's one of those raisin cookies that looks like chocolate chip until you bit into it and get the bitter disappointment of raisins where chocolate should be.

I wish YOUR MOM would stop calling me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING YOU INHUMAN MONSTER! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

Oh and i guess I'll grant your wish Arson. They are however delivered to your house by THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Nobody expected that.

I wish my neck would stop hurting.

[Arson]

Granted. You no longer have a neck. Your head now simply floats mysteriously above your shoulders. Thinking this sounds cool, you get a twinkle in your eye. Said twinkle catches the attention of a passing magpie, who promptly latches onto your head and carries it away to its hoard of other random shiny things. (It was a very large magpie.)

I wish I could think a little more clearly ("a little more" meaning "enough to make a noticeable difference but not enough to cause insanity").

[Deicide]

Granted; you can now think quite clearly. However your vision and hearing go haywire, and you start to imagine events that aren't actually happening.

At least you are sane inside your thoughts. =b

I wish I knew how to use FireFTP.

[VinnieD]

Granted, but you forget how to FTP any other way. (This actually happened to me.)

I wish for the world's most comfortable pair of boots ever, in which feet never hurt, get tired, are perfectly protected, and the boots never wear out, get damaged, or need new strings. They should also look cool.

[Ti-Phil]

Granted, you get the most comfortable boots ever, where your feets are never hurting, where you never get tired, are perfectly protected and the boots are eternal...
Unfortunately it also absorb any other clothes you may be wearing to support all it's wonderful qualities. You are now some sort of cat with boots, except not a cat.

I wish the whole world would become laic (religionless), only to try to see what foolish reasons some would use to force women to put on clothes that limit their liberty.

[Arson]

Granted. Rates of both crime and accidents skyrocket (the former due to lack of morals and no fear of eternal damnation, the latter due to the lack of clothes on women causing men the world over to become unable to focus on anything other than the newly exposed bits of said women.) The world spirals into chaos.

I wish to be the subject of her pure and honest love.