TEDDY BEAR ANTI-CHRIST Season 5

[TBAC]

It started as a joke, a bad dream, too many chicken wings before bedtime. Now it's in its Fifth season. Why won't it stop? Can't someone make it stop?

Come one; come all . . . or you can all come at once, or one of you can come as all, or one of you can come once and the rest of you can come all the time, makes no difference.

The breakdown (so you can see how things have progressed):
Season 1:
Lucy is given a sweet stuffed teddy bear who promptly calls her mother a whore and convinces her it would be best if they just went ahead and "offed" Unkey Jewwy. They taint a glass of O.J. with rat poison (A.K.A "Yummy Flakes").

Season 2:
Lucy is given a doll with a happy smile and Sunshiny curls. Teddy is not amused. Unkey Jewwy realizes Teddy is a bad influence and decides to get rid of him.

Season 3:
Lucy doesn't get along with her foster parent, "Father" Barry. He's a little too "personal". Teddy wonders if there isn't a better place for the old guy, say . . . 6 feet underground.

Season 4:
Lucy's father reappears and takes her away from her misery. Lucy is so happy, she could burst. Unfortunately, she doesn't stay happy for long. Despite a spat, Teddy and Lucy find a little ingenuity can make things right.

Season 5:
Begins January 14th, 2008.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled forum.

TBAC

read the damn COMIC!!