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Oh, and you might want to use images of your own. I don't think Keenspace likes it when you try to borrow mine without first saving them to your own site.

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Post by Mr Ekshin »

I'll try it, sure.

Oh, I get it. Random image/links. Cool. Gonna steal that script and use it for my own evil purposes.

And maybe some of yours. Whateva. ;)
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Grand!

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<b>Evil</b>:<i> does a body good</i>.
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Post by Porcelain »

Gah! For a second there, I thought this post was about me.. You know, Porcelain Hobby Horse.. Porcelain is my screen name.. You get it? You know? Sorta'? Huh? Bye.
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WAIT!

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I didn't realize we had you here.

Why don't you sit down, pull up a chair, and share a bit about yourself to the wall there.
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Well, *Drags a chair in, beginning a conversation with the wall* I started this comic called Asmodeus, see.. Only, I don't really know if the story line's gonna' get anywhere because so far, Sara doesn't have much of a personality. Sara, mind you, is the protagonist and =Blablablablablablablablabla.=

Wall: *Thinking* Oh my god.. Make it stop.. T_T
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Re: Grand!

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The Unspeakable One wrote:<b>Evil</b>:<i> does a body good</i>.
I though a header does a body good! Heh!

See, that programming humor....





Aw fukit.




Anyhoo, Hey Porcelaine, your link doesn't work. What's your comic?
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Mr Ekshin wrote:I though a header does a body good! Heh!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Um... What is it?

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Mr Ekshin wrote:I though a header does a body good! Heh!
You're thinking of alcohol. Thins the blood, you know.
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Mr Ekshin wrote:Anyhoo, Hey Porcelaine, your link doesn't work. What's your comic?
Well, that's because it's not up yet.. O_o And because that's not actually a link, it's just a little banner I have made for before-hand. ^_^; But when it 'is' up, I'll let ya' know. *Thumbs up.*

It's called Asmodeus (and if you ever want to see it, just go to http://asmodeus.keenspace.com/ -- if it ever gets up.. Stupid activation e-mail takes forever.)
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This, Fag: (geez, maybe that's not the wisest nickname)

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This is a random advertisement code.

Copy and paste it to your index.html and watch a bunch of small web comic artists become gleeful at an influx to their visit number.



Well . . . maybe not an influx . . . but a small increase at least.
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