Fun with poatree

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Fun with poatree

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:48 pm

Haikus are such fun
Write one about the person
That posts above you

Admittedly that
Particular haiku sucked
But you get my drift
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Re: Fun with poatree

Postby Killbert-Robby on Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:51 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to fuck you with a rake
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Re: Fun with poatree

Postby McDuffies on Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:18 am

Checking the forum
Noone replied since yesterday
Slow day

What I find particularly interesting about haiku, is that they are simple descriptions in the most literal possible sence. If the piece contains a metaphore or a message, then it's no longer a haiku. It's a nice exercise, different from the western perception of poetry which we're used to.
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Re: Fun with poatree

Postby Rkolter on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:17 am

McDuffies knows not
The structure haiku's showcase
He's just an orange cat.
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Re: Fun with poatree

Postby Dr Legostar on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:34 am

rkotler likes thought
science and mathematics
he might kill us all
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Re: Fun with poatree

Postby Laemkral on Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:08 am

Lego is my boss
For him I kill, maim, hurt, steal
It is rewarding

Also, because it was in Get Fuzzy, and is in fact hilarious, I present to you the technical perfection of the haiku

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen
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