The French President is a spy for the British government. The Vatican believes the Queen of England is their woman, but she's really a double agent. Every President since Carter has worked for the CIA, and every Vice President has worked for the KGB. Ford worked for the Chileans. Nixon was a China man. The German Prime Minister spies on the German government who in turn spies on him. No one spies on Portugal. Russia spies only on the blue states. Iran actually is a puppet government of Israel, hence all the posturing but nothing ever happens. South Korea really does have a research program to make the Zergrush a viable military option in case North Korea goes nuts. North Korea isn't trying to build nukes, they're trying to build a computer that can run Starcraft so they can learn what a Zergrush is; also they're trying to build nukes.
Canada just wants to get along with everyone and their spy agency is in fact a front. What it's a front to, no one knows.
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