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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Rkolter on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:31 am

Laemkral wrote:Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. You're forgetting that greatest of Southern cooking traditions. When in doubt, DEEP FRY.


We'd need a swimming pool of boiling oil.

... oh, I just drooled a little.

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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:51 am

naw, we've got snacks in the meantime.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Rkolter on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:11 am

I've got Moubirratcat on a stick.

Mouse in a Bird in a Rat in a Cat. On a stiiiiick.

And Lardcream Cones.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:53 am

Rkolter wrote:I've got Moubirratcat on a stick.

Mouse in a Bird in a Rat in a Cat. On a stiiiiick.

And Lardcream Cones.


i'll take a Moubirratcat on a stick.

you can keep your lardcream cones though.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby CJBurgandy on Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:12 pm

I'm starting to think the meat monster might not cook all the way through. You might have to cook the center before stuffing it into the rest of the animals.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:23 pm

it's true, just cooking a steer on a spit requires one to cut off portions as it cooks so to cook it all the way through, we would have to cook each thing individually then put it in the next largest animal before cooking that.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby RPin on Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:08 pm

Rkolter wrote:Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?


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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby McDuffies on Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:05 pm

Indeed eating several times at the same time must be a time-saver.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Jim North on Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:29 pm

Rkolter wrote:Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?

And then stuffed into a human.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby IVstudios on Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:11 pm

Which, if he's lucky, will get stuffed into another human later that night.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:46 pm

IVstudios wrote:Which, if he's lucky, will get stuffed into another human later that night.


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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Komiyan on Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:14 am

Dr Legostar wrote:
Jim North wrote:It's endlessly fascinating that German laws actually help Uwe Boll make movies instead of hinder him.

Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "horrifying".


it's all a German conspiracy.

You know they actually altered that law since, probably because of Uwe Boll claiming the cash but barely trying with the movies.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby KWill on Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:25 pm

Komiyan wrote:You know they actually altered that law since, probably because of Uwe Boll claiming the cash but barely trying with the movies.

More likely because there were a bunch of movies that used the money ending up using most of it outside of Germany.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby McDuffies on Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:31 pm

It was a good law though... one that held Germany's film afloat after the boom of new wave vaned - or so I've heard. Too bad, even in Germany there bound to be one asshole who ruins it for everyone else. And I thought it happens only in Serbia.
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