This is why you're fat

[Rkolter]

Depending on the gravity of the offense, fines to jail time.

That's so awesome. I can think of a million ways to abuse that.

Most of which have most likely been anticipated by German lawmakers and regulated in § 185 ff. StGB. =P

I guess I can see why they'd want to do that.

It offends me that you have more money in your wallet than I do.
Your puppy offends me.
It offends me that you dare to wear underwear on mondays.
I am deeply offended by your failure to give me a free pizza.
You're painting your house red? Really? That's SOOOO offensive.
You've stacked your oranges in a square! They're Round! That's just plain offensive!
Your nation isn't ruled by me? Outrageous! It's a personal assault! I'm deeply offended and hurt.
Clearly you need breast augmentation - your breast size offends mice.
You're handling that cow's udders without protection? Offfffeeensssiiivvee!
This whole country is leaning 1% to the right! Are you TRYING to offend lefties??
Such a nice moustache. I could never grow one so nice - it's so unfair... I'm offended by your folicle fecundity. Shave it off!
How dare you tell me to have a nice day! Who are you to tell me what kind of day to have? Are you my overlord and master? I should say not - SO offensive.
I'm offended that you read all these remarks.
...

[KWill]

That's so awesome. I can think of a million ways to abuse that.

Most of which have most likely been anticipated by German lawmakers and regulated in § 185 ff. StGB. =P

I hate to doubt the German people, especially on matters of bureaucracy, but this is Ryan we are talking about. When it comes to manipulation and exploitation of stuff like this, there simply is no finer mind.

German lawmakers have forseen that. There's no right to representing yourself in a German court of law.

[McDuffies]

On the other hand, how comes there's no law against Uwe Boll?

[Jim North]

It's endlessly fascinating that German laws actually help Uwe Boll make movies instead of hinder him.

Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "horrifying".

[Dr Legostar]

It's endlessly fascinating that German laws actually help Uwe Boll make movies instead of hinder him.

Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "horrifying".

it's all a German conspiracy.

[Ti-Phil]

Seeing that site makes me wonder how can someone come up with someting like baconnaise or to cook a chicken in a duck in a turkey which is wrapped with bacon...

[Ahaugen]

Seeing that site makes me wonder how can someone come up with someting like baconnaise or to cook a chicken in a duck in a turkey which is wrapped with bacon...

it's simple logic that the next step for the turducken would be to wrap it in bacon

[Dr Legostar]

next step, stuff it into the carcass of a polar bear!

[CJBurgandy]

bleh. Have you ever tasted bear that's on a diet of fish? It's way gross. Stuff it in a reindeer instead.

[Rkolter]

Actually, the next step would be to stuff it into a baby Emu, and from there, into a full-grown ostrich.

[Dr Legostar]

that ostrich burger was good. not sure how emu tastes.

[Rkolter]

Well, if you don't like Ostrich, you could always wrap it in beef.

[Dr Legostar]

shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.

[Laemkral]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 0323360153

Really, if you AREN'T utilizing large commercial aircraft in your recipe, you just aren't topping this particular evolution of the turducken.

[Rkolter]

shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.

Shows who you think would be willing to eat it. I prefer beef.

Besides, you might be able to cut a cow in half, clear out all the insides, stuff the ostrich into it, then sew the cow back up.

I've seen some big pigs, but they're more long than wide. I dunno you could fit an ostrich in one.

[Dr Legostar]

shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.

Shows who you think would be willing to eat it. I prefer beef.

Besides, you might be able to cut a cow in half, clear out all the insides, stuff the ostrich into it, then sew the cow back up.

I've seen some big pigs, but they're more long than wide. I dunno you could fit an ostrich in one.

i'm from Iowa, i've seen pigs you could stuff an ostrich into.

[Rkolter]

shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.

Shows who you think would be willing to eat it. I prefer beef.

Besides, you might be able to cut a cow in half, clear out all the insides, stuff the ostrich into it, then sew the cow back up.

I've seen some big pigs, but they're more long than wide. I dunno you could fit an ostrich in one.

i'm from Iowa, i've seen pigs you could stuff an ostrich into.

Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?

[Laemkral]

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. You're forgetting that greatest of Southern cooking traditions. When in doubt, DEEP FRY.

[Dr Legostar]

Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?

don't forget the side salad, i'm watching my figure.

[Tellurider]

I predict you will actually starve to death before the fully assembled duckchickenturkeybaconemuostrichgorillarhinohippoelephantwhale is cooked.