KWill wrote:Rkolter wrote:KWill wrote:Depending on the gravity of the offense, fines to jail time.
That's so awesome. I can think of a million ways to abuse that.
Most of which have most likely been anticipated by German lawmakers and regulated in § 185 ff. StGB. =P
I guess I can see why they'd want to do that.
It offends me that you have more money in your wallet than I do.
Your puppy offends me.
It offends me that you dare to wear underwear on mondays.
I am deeply offended by your failure to give me a free pizza.
You're painting your house red? Really? That's SOOOO offensive.
You've stacked your oranges in a square! They're Round! That's just plain offensive!
Your nation isn't ruled by me? Outrageous! It's a personal assault! I'm deeply offended and hurt.
Clearly you need breast augmentation - your breast size offends mice.
You're handling that cow's udders without protection? Offfffeeensssiiivvee!
This whole country is leaning 1% to the right! Are you TRYING to offend lefties??
Such a nice moustache. I could never grow one so nice - it's so unfair... I'm offended by your folicle fecundity. Shave it off!
How dare you tell me to have a nice day! Who are you to tell me what kind of day to have? Are you my overlord and master? I should say not - SO offensive.
I'm offended that you read all these remarks.