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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Rkolter on Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:36 am

KWill wrote:
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KWill wrote:Depending on the gravity of the offense, fines to jail time.


That's so awesome. I can think of a million ways to abuse that.

Most of which have most likely been anticipated by German lawmakers and regulated in § 185 ff. StGB. =P


I guess I can see why they'd want to do that. :shifty:

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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby KWill on Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:55 am

Laemkral wrote:
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That's so awesome. I can think of a million ways to abuse that.

Most of which have most likely been anticipated by German lawmakers and regulated in § 185 ff. StGB. =P


I hate to doubt the German people, especially on matters of bureaucracy, but this is Ryan we are talking about. When it comes to manipulation and exploitation of stuff like this, there simply is no finer mind.

German lawmakers have forseen that. There's no right to representing yourself in a German court of law.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby McDuffies on Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:16 pm

On the other hand, how comes there's no law against Uwe Boll?
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Jim North on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:04 pm

It's endlessly fascinating that German laws actually help Uwe Boll make movies instead of hinder him.

Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "horrifying".
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:40 pm

Jim North wrote:It's endlessly fascinating that German laws actually help Uwe Boll make movies instead of hinder him.

Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "horrifying".


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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Ti-Phil on Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:10 pm

Seeing that site makes me wonder how can someone come up with someting like baconnaise or to cook a chicken in a duck in a turkey which is wrapped with bacon...
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Ahaugen on Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:02 pm

Ti-Phil wrote:Seeing that site makes me wonder how can someone come up with someting like baconnaise or to cook a chicken in a duck in a turkey which is wrapped with bacon...


it's simple logic that the next step for the turducken would be to wrap it in bacon
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:09 pm

next step, stuff it into the carcass of a polar bear!
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby CJBurgandy on Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:42 pm

bleh. Have you ever tasted bear that's on a diet of fish? It's way gross. Stuff it in a reindeer instead.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Rkolter on Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:55 am

Actually, the next step would be to stuff it into a baby Emu, and from there, into a full-grown ostrich.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:40 am

that ostrich burger was good. not sure how emu tastes.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Rkolter on Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:51 am

Well, if you don't like Ostrich, you could always wrap it in beef.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:11 am

shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Laemkral on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:09 am

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 0323360153

Really, if you AREN'T utilizing large commercial aircraft in your recipe, you just aren't topping this particular evolution of the turducken.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Rkolter on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:05 am

Dr Legostar wrote:shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.


Shows who you think would be willing to eat it. I prefer beef.

Besides, you might be able to cut a cow in half, clear out all the insides, stuff the ostrich into it, then sew the cow back up.

I've seen some big pigs, but they're more long than wide. I dunno you could fit an ostrich in one.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:07 am

Rkolter wrote:
Dr Legostar wrote:shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.


Shows who you think would be willing to eat it. I prefer beef.

Besides, you might be able to cut a cow in half, clear out all the insides, stuff the ostrich into it, then sew the cow back up.

I've seen some big pigs, but they're more long than wide. I dunno you could fit an ostrich in one.


i'm from Iowa, i've seen pigs you could stuff an ostrich into.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Rkolter on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:11 am

Dr Legostar wrote:
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Dr Legostar wrote:shows how well you know me. Pork, my friend, I prefer pork.


Shows who you think would be willing to eat it. I prefer beef.

Besides, you might be able to cut a cow in half, clear out all the insides, stuff the ostrich into it, then sew the cow back up.

I've seen some big pigs, but they're more long than wide. I dunno you could fit an ostrich in one.


i'm from Iowa, i've seen pigs you could stuff an ostrich into.


Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Laemkral on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:17 am

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. You're forgetting that greatest of Southern cooking traditions. When in doubt, DEEP FRY.
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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Dr Legostar on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:17 am

Rkolter wrote:Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?


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Re: This is why you're fat

Postby Tellurider on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:23 am

I predict you will actually starve to death before the fully assembled duckchickenturkeybaconemuostrichgorillarhinohippoelephantwhale is cooked.
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