This is why you're fat

[Rkolter]

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. You're forgetting that greatest of Southern cooking traditions. When in doubt, DEEP FRY.

We'd need a swimming pool of boiling oil.

... oh, I just drooled a little.

[Dr Legostar]

naw, we've got snacks in the meantime.

[Rkolter]

I've got Moubirratcat on a stick.

Mouse in a Bird in a Rat in a Cat. On a stiiiiick.

And Lardcream Cones.

[Dr Legostar]

I've got Moubirratcat on a stick.

Mouse in a Bird in a Rat in a Cat. On a stiiiiick.

And Lardcream Cones.

i'll take a Moubirratcat on a stick.

you can keep your lardcream cones though.

[CJBurgandy]

I'm starting to think the meat monster might not cook all the way through. You might have to cook the center before stuffing it into the rest of the animals.

[Dr Legostar]

it's true, just cooking a steer on a spit requires one to cut off portions as it cooks so to cook it all the way through, we would have to cook each thing individually then put it in the next largest animal before cooking that.

[RPin]

Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE EATING SO I PUT FOOD IN YO FOOD SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YOU EAT

[McDuffies]

Indeed eating several times at the same time must be a time-saver.

[Jim North]

Duck, stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a baby emu, stuffed in an ostrich, stuffed in a pig, stuffed into a bull?

... and then roasted on a spit?

And then stuffed into a human.

[IVstudios]

Which, if he's lucky, will get stuffed into another human later that night.

[Dr Legostar]

Which, if he's lucky, will get stuffed into another human later that night.

kinky.

[Komiyan]

It's endlessly fascinating that German laws actually help Uwe Boll make movies instead of hinder him.

Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "horrifying".

it's all a German conspiracy.

You know they actually altered that law since, probably because of Uwe Boll claiming the cash but barely trying with the movies.

[KWill]

You know they actually altered that law since, probably because of Uwe Boll claiming the cash but barely trying with the movies.

More likely because there were a bunch of movies that used the money ending up using most of it outside of Germany.

[McDuffies]

It was a good law though... one that held Germany's film afloat after the boom of new wave vaned - or so I've heard. Too bad, even in Germany there bound to be one asshole who ruins it for everyone else. And I thought it happens only in Serbia.