This is the most idiotic premise for a video game ever...

[SergeXIII]

Perhaps you heard that there is a sequal to 50 cent: Bullet Proof in the works. Its been titled 50 cent: Blood on the Sand and has you play the role of 50 cent as he tries to recover his jewel encrusted skull in the middle east. And I know what you're thinking, but its highly unlikely that this is an April Fools joke.

And before we start a nerd war, I'd like to point out that I said "idiotic", as in a stupid premise. No as in bizarre. I've seen far stranger concepts in my time, but this takes the cake for just bein' retarted.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

It's going to rule.

[Jesusabdullah]

It's going to rule.

YES.

[Blackhole]

so has Penny Arcade made a funny strip about it yet?

I wonder if fans of 50 Cent even like his shitty games. They're probebly like,.. "Yeah, 50 Cent is going to kick some terrorist ass for stealing his bling!!! I can't wait!!"

[Cope]

Ahahahaha, what the hell?

[Ahaugen]

yeah, but does 50 cent fight Nazis, Communists, or any other godless enemy of America?

[MixedMyth]

Didn't you see the memo? Terrorists are the new communists.

[Ahaugen]

Didn't you see the memo? Terrorists are the new communists.

that memo was written by communists!

[MixedMyth]

Didn't you see the memo? Terrorists are the new communists.

that memo was written by communists!

You mean terrorists.

[Ahaugen]

Didn't you see the memo? Terrorists are the new communists.

that memo was written by communists!

You mean terrorists.

I mean terrorist communist Nazis

[Nyke]

that memo was written by communists!

You mean terrorists.

I mean terrorist communist Nazis

Shut up, you Terrorist Commie Mutant Nazi Traitor. We KNOW what you mean.

And now we're limited in embeded quotes? One step forward, three back?

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

50 cent went to fight annoying quote pyramids. He won.

[Phact0rri]

how exactly is this the most 'idiotic' game premise ever? The best games tend to have stupid plots--and I'm one who actually likes stories in games.

so yes... this game is going to kick ass.

[SergeXIII]

how exactly is this the most 'idiotic' game premise ever? The best games tend to have stupid plots--and I'm one who actually likes stories in games.

so yes... this game is going to kick ass.

I'd like to point out that I said "idiotic", as in a stupid premise. No as in bizarre. I've seen far stranger concepts in my time, but this takes the cake for just bein' retarted.

At the risk of sounding like a jerk, I believe this game takes itself too seriously for the level of humor you're all assuming.

[Keffria]

Actually, if it takes itself incredibly seriously, it might be kind of fun to play through; if, on the other hand, it ends up being an over-hyped piece of garbage that knows it's supposed to be super-wacky and tries too hard, it will probably disappoint. (See, perhaps, the buzz around Snakes on a Plane.) An idiotic premise like this is only funny if it's not aware of its idiocy.

[KWill]

At the risk of sounding like a jerk, I believe this game takes itself too seriously for the level of humor you're all assuming.

Not the point. Plan 9 From Outer Space is so incredibly bad that it's good again, for instance. In theory, the same thing could happen here.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Actually, if it takes itself incredibly seriously, it might be kind of fun to play through; if, on the other hand, it ends up being an over-hyped piece of garbage that knows it's supposed to be super-wacky and tries too hard, it will probably disappoint. (See, perhaps, the buzz around Snakes on a Plane.) An idiotic premise like this is only funny if it's not aware of its idiocy.

Yeah. I was laughing at "10,000 B.C." I wasn't supposed to be.

[Jim North]

I laughed at the Core.

I'm still not 100% on whether or not I was supposed to be.

[Keffria]

The Core was a masterpiece of both terrible acting and outrageously bad science. Awesome to watch in a room full of science students, actually.

[IVstudios]

This is the most idiotic premise for a video game ever...

You are mistaken sir, this is.