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MOVE South
MOVE Down Ramp (or stairs)

(After playing with the string / battery / ring of power assembly)

(ps - I've never seen a phallic object with a square ... end)

Examine fallen solider's clothings to see if anything is in it.

mrs_rkolter wrote:Examine fallen solider's clothings to see if anything is in it.

Loot includes anything that was in his clothes. wysiwyg.

Go west young man, go west.

Fading Aura wrote:

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take battery off cell phone

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take string from dice pouch

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pull wire off notebook

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tie wire to battery terminal with string

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coil wire around ring of power(?)

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touch wire to other battery terminal

Did that actually work?

Holy shit, that actually worked! Totally shouldn't have.

Tellurider wrote:

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admit love of phallic objects

You sick sick bastard.

Great, now the ring's out of juice again, you ruined your notebook, drained your cell phone AND failed to realize your big-black-dildo dream. At least you have chicken. Er, a sandwich. A chicken sandwich? That sounds good. (Oh, and some powerless bling.)

mrs_rkolter wrote:Go west young man, go west.

(Sorry Doctah, she won the coin flip)


That...doesn't look like water.

Your turn.

I am so tempted to say "kneel down and drink the 'water'

REMOVE Item:Dead Cellphone FROM Inventory
PLACE Item:Dead Cellphone IN Puddle of Goo

I agree, drink it!

Welcome to CG, ReFreodNez.

I'll add stuff after I'm done with my homework.

jesusabdullah wrote:Welcome to CG, ReFreodNez.

I'll add stuff after I'm done with my homework.

Ooooh, yeah, thanks! It's your fault I'm here! As if I needed more procrastinating tools.

Pff-frickin'-sht. (Nice av btw )

Heh, you know it! Seemed like the best thing for this sort of forum.

Sorry for stealing

ReFreodNez wrote:Sorry for stealing

Stealing? Naw, I pretty much gave that to you.

Now, back to business:

Dr Neo Lao wrote:REMOVE Item:Dead Cellphone FROM Inventory
PLACE Item:Dead Cellphone IN Puddle of Goo

(Seemed best to be prudent...you could always drink the kool-aid later right?)



. . . EPA! Still wanna drink it? If not, there's juust enough space around the edge of the puddle where you should be able to get past it without your shoes turning into ravenous shoebeasts. Or, you could go back towards that stairwell. Your choice! The phone monster wandered off somewhere over there. It's probably just as scared of you as you are of it. Or something.

(Also, let me be the first to predict the "I lost my phone and need your numbers!" facebook group. )

ha ha that last one was brilliant.

I guess the other type of instructionisation seems to work better. I wanted to keep the crab / phone monstrosity as a pet.

Edit: Oh yeah, just thought of this one:

Get plastic bag with old cookies. Take out cookies and leave them for 'pet'. Hold bag under goo leak til 3/4 full, then seal it.

What are you going to keep the new monster-bag in?

Jim North wrote:What are you going to keep the new monster-bag in?

your pants

Dr Neo Lao wrote:05 Check Inventory for something suitable to transport purple monster-makin' goo

mrs_rkolter wrote:Get plastic bag with old cookies. Take out cookies and leave them for 'pet'. Hold bag under goo leak til 3/4 full, then seal it.

Might work. We can try it, anyway.





...I don't think the monster's comin' back this way for a while.



The monster juice transformed the bag somewhat, but it seems the cookie oils prevented it from becoming smart and nimble enough to wander off.

Dr Neo Lao wrote:10 Return to crossroads
20 Stare down eastern passage and think longingly about phallic object(s)
30 Proceed South to ramp / stairs / singularity

You hear the faint echoes of the Nokia tune coming from the North.




It looks like an air vent.

Your turn!

Go dennis.

Pick up yon flask.




Seriously though, check out that stairwell.

By that I mean the one to the right which you have not been through yet.