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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:37 pm
by Jesusabdullah
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:43 pm
by The Mortician
Lunar wrote:North
> You slam directly into a brick wall.
> You think maybe you're not going NORTH enough otherwise this be a great way to go.
> You slam yourself a few more times into a brick wall, nothing happens after the first few blackouts.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:20 pm
by Jim North
Lunar wrote:North
What?

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:31 pm
by Jesusabdullah
Lunar wrote:North
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Oh shizzy, nosebleed. Also, it looks like I really gotta mess with my scanner's levels. They're all wonky. Frickin' linux. :roll: Anyway: If it's not clear, the door--that is, the way you just came--was to the north.

More tomorrow!
The Mortician wrote:
Lunar wrote:North
> You slam directly into a brick wall.
> You think maybe you're not going NORTH enough otherwise this be a great way to go.
> You slam yourself a few more times into a brick wall, nothing happens after the first few blackouts.
Damn you Mort, damn youuu! :lol:

Also: I'm keeping a web page of this without the extra chatter here.

Look in Backpack

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:02 am
by Fading Aura
I can't believe no one has thought of this yet.

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look in backpack

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:11 am
by Jim North
save

quit

*goes outside to play*

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:12 am
by The Mortician
:lol: I did a MSpaint adventure myself. The guy ended up with a laser eye, a bus pass, stranded on a mountain, and fueled with rage over that tree-gnome.

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Kick the doors down, look everyone in the eye, and start taking names. *pow sock whamo*

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:40 am
by Jesusabdullah
You should link it, if it's on the 'nets somewhere. I wouldn't mind seeing that. :D

That stuff in code was for me, right?

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:53 am
by Dr Neo Lao
REMOVE Item:Skull FROM Head
REMOVE Item:Necronomicon FROM Inventory
USE Item:Necronomicon
*New Skill* Summon Undead
CAST Magic:Summon Undead TARGET Item:Skull
ADD Item:Necronomicon TO Inventory

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:53 pm
by Ekolter
Go back and loot the body

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:10 pm
by Jesusabdullah
Fading Aura wrote:look in backpack
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Dr Neo Lao wrote:REMOVE Item:Necronomicon FROM Inventory
USE Item:Necronomicon
No Necronomicon, but you do have GURPS books...

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Frickin' little sisters! SO lame. Guess you'll have to try and find a Necronomicon or something.
The Mortician wrote:Kick the doors down, look everyone in the eye, and start taking names. *pow sock whamo*
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Seems the door's locked, and you're way too big of a pansy to kick it down.
Also, your nose has (mostly) stopped bleeding.

Also:
mrs_rkolter wrote:Go back and loot the body
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:51 pm
by The Mortician
jesusabdullah wrote:You should link it, if it's on the 'nets somewhere. I wouldn't mind seeing that. :D
It doesnt appear to be in order but I labeled it with what I remembered since I forget where the thread was.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v13/T ... nt=001.jpg

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:38 pm
by Phact0rri
guess its time to go south!

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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:45 pm
by Linkara
Attempt to summon willpower through green lantern ring into a key to open the door.

Read journal.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:06 pm
by Fading Aura

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Read journal.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:59 pm
by Dr Neo Lao
REMOVE Item:Journal(Loot) FROM Inventory
USE Item:Journal(Loot) [Read it]

*cue flashback*

Query:
Is the loot automatically added to inventory (added to backpack)?
Does the backpack have practical limits (volume, encumbrance)?
Are you following any particular rule system (D&D, d20, GURPS, etc)?

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:05 pm
by Jesusabdullah
phact0rri wrote:guess its time to go south!

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It seems we're at a crossroads. The hallway continues South, with branches going East and West.

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Linkara wrote:Attempt to summon willpower through green lantern ring into a key to open the door.
I apologize for not being more familiar with The Green Lantern.

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Is it broken? Is it a cheap replica from a cereal box? Or is it merely out of juice? WE MAY NEVER KNOW. At any rate, it doesn't work.

(In case it's not clear, Telly, that is a KEY he's trying to summon, not a phallic object. There are jaggies on the left edge, it's just that the fat marker lines swallowed them a bit is all.)
Fading Aura wrote:

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Read journal.
Dr Neo Lao wrote:REMOVE Item:Journal(Loot) FROM Inventory
USE Item:Journal(Loot) [Read it]
Apologies for not being more familiar with the intricacies of writing as a civil war veteran.
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Oh my. I don't think that last bit was relevant.*

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Bonus entry:
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He must of died while writing it. But, if he was actually dying why would he bother to write it?

I'm gonna chill for the rest of the night. Be back tomorrow!
Dr Neo Lao wrote:Query:
Is the loot automatically added to inventory (added to backpack)?
Does the backpack have practical limits (volume, encumbrance)?
Are you following any particular rule system (D&D, d20, GURPS, etc)?
I'm gonna say that loot is automatically added to inventory, and that the backpack is pretty much limitless, mostly because it would just be a waste of time to be like, "So, guys, how much of this shit do you want to keep?" Also, to be clear, you didn't forget to check your pockets or anything.

As far as rules go: Screw rules. I'm just doing what I want and what feels right.


*I mostly blame Telly for this one. Well, okay, the actual story was my idea, but she's the one that joked about a bad slashfic! :(

Complicated Instructions!

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:06 am
by Fading Aura

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take battery off cell phone

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take string from dice pouch

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pull wire off notebook

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tie wire to battery terminal with string

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coil wire around ring of power(?)

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touch wire to other battery terminal

Re: Complicated Instructions!

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:20 am
by Jesusabdullah
Fading Aura wrote:

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take battery off cell phone

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take string from dice pouch

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pull wire off notebook

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tie wire to battery terminal with string

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coil wire around ring of power(?)

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touch wire to other battery terminal
I'll tackle this one tomorrow, then deal with other requests. I don't normally want to do this many at once, just so everyone knows. I have (what I think are) good reasons to do so this time, though. So, yeah, like, you'll see...or something.

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:36 am
by Tellurider
jesusabdullah wrote: (In case it's not clear, Telly, that is a KEY he's trying to summon, not a phallic object. There are jaggies on the left edge, it's just that the fat marker lines swallowed them a bit is all.)

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*I mostly blame Telly for this one. Well, okay, the actual story was my idea, but she's the one that joked about a bad slashfic! :(
You know I'm not the only one thinking these things. You know it. And you know that fat marker story is a total lie.

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admit love of phallic objects