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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:19 am
by Noise Monkey
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
Noise Monkey wrote:I'm pretty sure we've been there a while...
Yeah. Someone needs to terraform the moon already so we can leave. I imagine that's Lego's domain.
It just occurred to me that Lego might not be the best choice.

Unless, you WANT to build your extraterrestrial dwellings out of tiny plastic bricks. Your call.

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:53 pm
by Sortelli
rkolter wrote:
Sortelli wrote:Mmm. Decadence... Ew. Supervolcanoes.

I need to work on the pros and cons here... if it is decadent enough I might want to visit your Venus as well, Kolter! What is being served for lunch?
Anything. You order it in advance of your arrival. You eat it on a lovely plain with steaming lakes, geysers, and other spontaneous natural beauty.

Then it explodes and you die. Shows every four hours until we run out of uncongealed land area.
That sounds like a romantic tableau to take an ex-girlfriend. Especially if I can manage to excuse myself early and leave her with the check.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:29 am
by Noise Monkey
Just step out to the "restroom"...

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:33 am
by KWill
Sortelli wrote:
rkolter wrote: Anything. You order it in advance of your arrival. You eat it on a lovely plain with steaming lakes, geysers, and other spontaneous natural beauty.

Then it explodes and you die. Shows every four hours until we run out of uncongealed land area.
That sounds like a romantic tableau to take an ex-girlfriend. Especially if I can manage to excuse myself early and leave her with the check.
Can't imagine a place like that could stay in business for long unless they charge you in advance...

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:41 am
by Rkolter
KWill wrote:
Sortelli wrote:
rkolter wrote: Anything. You order it in advance of your arrival. You eat it on a lovely plain with steaming lakes, geysers, and other spontaneous natural beauty.

Then it explodes and you die. Shows every four hours until we run out of uncongealed land area.
That sounds like a romantic tableau to take an ex-girlfriend. Especially if I can manage to excuse myself early and leave her with the check.
Can't imagine a place like that could stay in business for long unless they charge you in advance...
Which of course, we do.

And for an extra fee, you can use the restroom on the mothership Sortelli.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:02 am
by Lastcall
Please tell me there are orgies on this planet.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:51 am
by Sortelli
rkolter wrote:
KWill wrote:
Sortelli wrote: That sounds like a romantic tableau to take an ex-girlfriend. Especially if I can manage to excuse myself early and leave her with the check.
Can't imagine a place like that could stay in business for long unless they charge you in advance...
Which of course, we do.

And for an extra fee, you can use the restroom on the mothership Sortelli.
If the restroom has a viewscreen to the cataclysms on the surface below I am sold.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:54 am
by KWill
Sortelli wrote:If the restroom has a viewscreen to the cataclysms on the surface below I am sold.
Damnit! I was trying so hard to keep the image of a restroom with a glass floor for viewing the carnage from burning itself into my mind... ='(

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:02 am
by Sortelli
That's why I said viewscreen, of course! More practical and one way.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:07 am
by Rkolter
Sortelli wrote:
rkolter wrote:
KWill wrote: Can't imagine a place like that could stay in business for long unless they charge you in advance...
Which of course, we do.

And for an extra fee, you can use the restroom on the mothership Sortelli.
If the restroom has a viewscreen to the cataclysms on the surface below I am sold.
The entire wall in front of you is a wraparound LCD with footage shot from the waiter's table, then from 10 miles out, then 100 miles out and so on.

But, we do use cheap toilet paper. It's hard to grow good trees in space.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:35 am
by Noise Monkey
I almost forgot my luggage. Man, who knows if they've got cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:28 am
by Dracomax
i don't suppose there's a way we could set up a bathroom so you can pee into a volcano?

what? Im not freak! I'm not! D:

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:41 am
by Rkolter
dracomax wrote:i don't suppose there's a way we could set up a bathroom so you can pee into a volcano?

what? Im not freak! I'm not! D:
You are a sick, sick peverted bastard. Stop looking at my planet that way! :evil:

Re: This Curry Tastes Like...

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:51 pm
by McDuffies
Noise Monkey wrote:Major style points to her.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scot ... 073098.stm
You aren't working on getting rid of that reputation of yours very hard, you know. :P

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:43 pm
by Dracomax
rkolter wrote:
dracomax wrote:i don't suppose there's a way we could set up a bathroom so you can pee into a volcano?

what? Im not freak! I'm not! D:
You are a sick, sick peverted bastard. Stop looking at my planet that way! :evil:
like a toilet? why? it's not like my urine is going to last very long in a volcano. :shifty:

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:27 am
by Rkolter
dracomax wrote:
rkolter wrote:
dracomax wrote:i don't suppose there's a way we could set up a bathroom so you can pee into a volcano?

what? Im not freak! I'm not! D:
You are a sick, sick peverted bastard. Stop looking at my planet that way! :evil:
like a toilet? why? it's not like my urine is going to last very long in a volcano. :shifty:
We both know you're just thinking of my planet's volcanos as substitutes for hot nasty planetary poontang. You're a sick freak. Sick and wrong. Stop fantasizing about that. Venus is a beautiful world of horrible pain and devestation, not some intergalactic tart.

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:20 am
by Dr Legostar
rkolter wrote:
dracomax wrote:
rkolter wrote: You are a sick, sick peverted bastard. Stop looking at my planet that way! :evil:
like a toilet? why? it's not like my urine is going to last very long in a volcano. :shifty:
We both know you're just thinking of my planet's volcanos as substitutes for hot nasty planetary poontang. You're a sick freak. Sick and wrong. Stop fantasizing about that. Venus is a beautiful world of horrible pain and devestation, not some intergalactic tart.
he's right, you're thinking of britney spears.

Re: This Curry Tastes Like...

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:18 am
by Noise Monkey
mcDuffies wrote:
Noise Monkey wrote:Major style points to her.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scot ... 073098.stm
You aren't working on getting rid of that reputation of yours very hard, you know. :P
Which one? The toilet humor or the annoying poster?

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:28 pm
by Jackhass
...and now I have a new reason not to like curry much.

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:29 am
by Noise Monkey
It might be poop!