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[AlmightyPyro] wrote:Battle of the Sciences! That would be awesome! A fight to the death to see who's science is better!

But I must say that Biology and Chemistry would beat astronomy because they have poisons and disease. But I guess at the same time, Astronomers could escape to space in their shuttles.

It'd come down to who threw the first punch.

Biology could just go "haHA! *scramble* Try to survive with your DNA looking like scrambled eggs! And HA! A double-pun!" The Chemist and Astrophysicist would die horribly as all their cells spontaneously died. Then the Biologist would scoop up the remains and feed them to some other experiment.

Chemistry would shrug and disassociate all our molecules, causing the Biologist and Astrophysicist to collapse into our constituent elements. The chemist would then sell those elements on the black market and buy beer with the profits.

Astrophysics would hit the biologist and Chemist with a planet, and then toss that planet into a star, that'd collapse into a black hole with a big FLASH of light that would give the Astrophysicist the perfect tan. He drives off on his space-harley while wearing cool shades.

rkolter wrote:

[AlmightyPyro] wrote:Battle of the Sciences! That would be awesome! A fight to the death to see who's science is better!

But I must say that Biology and Chemistry would beat astronomy because they have poisons and disease. But I guess at the same time, Astronomers could escape to space in their shuttles.

It'd come down to who threw the first punch.

Biology could just go "haHA! *scramble* Try to survive with your DNA looking like scrambled eggs! And HA! A double-pun!" The Chemist and Astrophysicist would die horribly as all their cells spontaneously died. Then the Biologist would scoop up the remains and feed them to some other experiment.

Chemistry would shrug and disassociate all our molecules, causing the Biologist and Astrophysicist to collapse into our constituent elements. The chemist would then sell those elements on the black market and buy beer with the profits.

Astrophysics would hit the biologist and Chemist with a planet, and then toss that planet into a star, that'd collapse into a black hole with a big FLASH of light that would give the Astrophysicist the perfect tan. He drives off on his space-harley while wearing cool shades.

you've thought about this WAY too much.

He's right about the selling you for beer part, though.

legostargalactica wrote:bah! it's just astronomy pictures, where are the awesome biology pictures? hmmm?

I actually saw a lovely picture on the cover of a bacteriological journal lately.

Flasks and cultures sitting side by side, each in a different color of the rainbow.

Very simple, but very effective!