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I'm freaking starving. I'm gonna go make some food. But my hunger has inspired me to make a thread. So tell me CG, what do YOU eat? (Wooo recipe swap initiate!)

Ham and Cheese quesadilla :
Two flour tortillas
Cheese
Ham
Mayo

Preheat your oven, I find 200*C or so works best.
Take one tortilla, apply the previous ingredients across the whole surface of it.
Slap another tortilla on top.
Slide your big sandwich thing into the oven.
Wait until all the cheese melts.
Remove from oven. (Optional : put some salsa on top, like frosting the top of a cake. However, works best if you put the salsa on just a regular quesadilla : ie no ham or mayo. Its also marginally quicker to make, marginally cheaper, and still tastes damn good.)
Slice up like a pizza.
Freakin' enjoy it.

toast:

bread
topping

Put bread in toaster, spread topping on newly aquired toast.

Oatmeal.

cannister of generic oatmeal.
brown sugar.
sweetner.

Open oatmeal. Get out one cup and put in bowl. Get out about 1/3 or so cup of brown sugar, also put in bowl. Add water to bowl. Nuke for 3 minutes. Then retrieve, stir, add sweetner, then eat.

Water.

Access to running water.

Pour water from tap.
Drink.

Safety tip: Make sure it is cold water, and not hot because you may burn yourself. If you're not sure, have an adult help you.

Yay. Now I'm funny, too.

I just went out and ate a giros.

Knuckle Sandwich

Make fist
apply to someone's face
repeat if desired
enjoy.

Try it. It's delish.

Tomato soup.

Can of soup
+ can opener
+ saucepan
+ slice of rosemary-olive bread to dunk in

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Knuckle Sandwich

Make fist
apply to someone's face
repeat if desired
enjoy.

Try it. It's delish.

You shouldn't get your recipes from Dawg.

Sandwitch.

Ingredients:

-Sand
-Witch
-Bread
-Egg whites

Prep:

Club witch over head with blunt object. Dip in egg whites, and then roll in sand. Place in an oven set to 300 degrees, and bake until golden brown. Cut into thin slices, and place between two peices of bread. Garnish as desired.

Macaroni and Cheese

One box mac and cheese
Some real cheese
Mayonnaise
Mustard
butter
milk
Spices

Boil the water, throw in the noodles and various spices like ginger and pepper and garlic. Grate cheese while you wait.

Pour out the water (leave a little in if you don't have milk.) Toss in powdered cheese crap that came with the box (or semi-liquid cheese crap that came with the box,) real cheese, a couple dashes of milk, a spoonful or two of mayo (more mayo if you don't have any milk/butter,) a glop of butter, and some squirts of mustard. Mix vigorously while the noodles are still warm enough to melt the cheese.

And if you're feeling ambitious, take some lunch meat, chop it up, and throw it in, too. You can pretend it's meatballs.


Leftovers Soup:

1 can tomato paste
1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup
Noodles
Peanut butter
Spices

Prepare the soup the normal way. Add paste and spices like pepper and garlic. Once the mixture is boiling, add noodles. Toss in a spoonful of peanut butter because if this is the kind of crap you're eating, you probably need the protein.

If done right, it tastes like creamy tomato soup.




Leftover Spaghetti Instant Nourishment:

Leftover spaghetti noodles from fridge
Peanut butter

Combine spaghetti and peanutbutter. If you have any tomato sauce-like products at all, add them, too. Put in nuke. Stir, enjoy.



Hot Cocoa Yummy

Hot cocoa mix (preferably containing some amount of actual chocolate from an actual chocolate bar.)
Mint leaves. Barring that, mint teabag.
Fresh orange. Barring that, orange juice.
One of those slightly soft peppermint sticks. (optional)
Hot water.

Prepare your teapot with the cocoa and mint mixture while you boil water on the stove (remember, a tea pot is not a kettle and does not go on the stove). Pour boiling water into pot. Let steep. Add a few squeezes of orange. (Or be ghetto and pour in a dash of orange juice.) Serve and enjoy with your peppermint sticks.

mcDuffies wrote:

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Knuckle Sandwich

Make fist
apply to someone's face
repeat if desired
enjoy.

Try it. It's delish.

You shouldn't get your recipes from Dawg.

It's my own recipe, which is a variation on a universal delicacy.

And yeahduff suggested it. He was watching me post it this morning.

Microwave Burrito

Ingredients:

1 Microwave Burrito
1 Microwave

- Place burrito in microwave, cook for 2 minutes, remove, eat and burn the skin off the roof of your mouth.

my typical meal consists of:
look in cupboards, fridge, freezer.
pull out any combination of frozen peppers, onions, bread, couscous, rice, pasta, eggs, cheese, tomato sauce, salsa, wraps, and/or spices.
either combine an assortment of those ingredients (fry, boil, or broil), or look at the mess on the stove and go out for pizza.

'The Icy Choc Bastard'

Ingredients
1 x Chocolate milkshake
1 x Choc-ice

Instructions
Dump whole choc-ice in milkshake.
Devour.
Feel overwhelming satisfaction of not having to eat the choc-ice seperately from the milkshake.
Brainfreeze.

I usually just eat cereal all the time. It's awesome.

I like to mix Froot Loops and Frosted Flakes. It truly is the food of gods.

I get hungry too soon after eating cereal...

Toast with butter on

things needed:

Toast (to be eaten)

Toaster ( not to be eaten)

butter

Salyavin wrote:Toast with butter on

things needed:

Toast (to be eaten)

Toaster ( not to be eaten)

butter

If you already have toast then what's the point of the toaster? That should say "bread".

Everyday I eat for breakfast, you should try it:
Sour milk.
In a bowl, with a spoon.
With cereal and some sugar to sweeten it up.
Delicious and good for tummy (if not necessarily teeth, depending on amount of sugar).

Take whatever type of sour milk is available, though I recently prefer Kefir, and I certainly recommend that it comes prepackaged and sold as sour milk as opposed to milk that has gone sour since purchase.

Tongue:

step one - Chew

step two - Swallow