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because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crimeNyke wrote:Why can't the church ban crappy musicians from cities. I mean, there are a whole lot of crappy musicians out there (thanks to <i>American Idol</i> et. al.). Some of them have to be gay.
He is enough to scare people away from men.RemusShepherd wrote: I would personally like to thank Sir John for increasing the planet's lesbian population.
Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.ahaugen wrote:because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crimeNyke wrote:Why can't the church ban crappy musicians from cities. I mean, there are a whole lot of crappy musicians out there (thanks to <i>American Idol</i> et. al.). Some of them have to be gay.
should i get an award or something for stealing and destroying my sister's creed CDs when i was in 9th grade?Nyke wrote:Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.ahaugen wrote:because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crimeNyke wrote:Why can't the church ban crappy musicians from cities. I mean, there are a whole lot of crappy musicians out there (thanks to <i>American Idol</i> et. al.). Some of them have to be gay.
*gold star'd*Teammayhem wrote:should i get an award or something for stealing and destroying my sister's creed CDs when i was in 9th grade?Nyke wrote:Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.ahaugen wrote: because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crime
No, it's right up there with not killing people. People just assume you should do it, regardless of rewards.Teammayhem wrote:should i get an award or something for stealing and destroying my sister's creed CDs when i was in 9th grade?Nyke wrote:Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.ahaugen wrote: because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crime
Sort of like amoebas.theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Creed fucking suck. So they broke up to form two new bands that both sound like Creed.
The actual title of the song is "All the Girls Love Alice".RemusShepherd wrote:Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barreled name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of mummy-doesnt-love-me blues
Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick whos just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean
All the young girls love alice
Tender young alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today
-- From 'Everybody Loves Alice', Elton John.
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I would personally like to thank Sir John for increasing the planet's lesbian population.
So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.rkolter wrote:I would only be concerned with Elton John turning me gay if I found him at my door with flowers, chocolates, and half a million dollars.
Actually... I wouldn't be so much worried about him turning me gay at that point as I would be about explaining to my family where I got five hundred thousand dollars from.
And because planarians have one way digestive systems, it makes total sense when you hear Creed's music.The Neko wrote:I pictured it more like planarians.
Dude! ME TOO.Kilre wrote:Sorry to stop lurking for a moment, but as I left this topic, I saw an advertisement for Elton John at the top of the page.
Coincidence?
I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.Nanda wrote:So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.rkolter wrote:I would only be concerned with Elton John turning me gay if I found him at my door with flowers, chocolates, and half a million dollars.
Actually... I wouldn't be so much worried about him turning me gay at that point as I would be about explaining to my family where I got five hundred thousand dollars from.
Tellurider wrote:I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.Nanda wrote:So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.rkolter wrote:I would only be concerned with Elton John turning me gay if I found him at my door with flowers, chocolates, and half a million dollars.
Actually... I wouldn't be so much worried about him turning me gay at that point as I would be about explaining to my family where I got five hundred thousand dollars from.
So...Let me get this straight. You're advocating the murder of homosexuals who come on to straight men?mrs_rkolter wrote:Tellurider wrote:I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.Nanda wrote: So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.
You had it right til the last part. He would call my REDNECK relatives for a little favor. Those flowers on that hill over in them woods over yonder never grew better. Secret's in the fertilizer.
