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legostargalactica wrote:it's like whoever came up with the concept was so high up in the company no one wanted to point out "umm.. sir.. that kinda looks like a penis"

Well they did but the boss said "what do you mean it looks like a penis!? What are you jenson a racist!? Not all spanish children look like a penis!"

So I take it some of them do?

Well if Dora doesn't do anything for you, there's always Spongebob...

What's whrong with kids having their own vibrators?

they dont vibrate though
they just sit there and make noise.... and they're less than 3 inches tall...so...yeah

seriously...beyond the shape of it it's pretty useless other than for a laugh.

And they aren't cheap either...

And as a toy they're cute for like 10 minutes then they're just annoying like all virtual pets.

mvmarcz wrote:they dont vibrate though
they just sit there and make noise.... and they're less than 3 inches tall...so...yeah

seriously...beyond the shape of it it's pretty useless other than for a laugh.

And they aren't cheap either...

You make it sound like you've tried to use them in that manner.

no I'm just describing the toy and it's not rocket science as to what would make an effective sex toy.

mvmarcz wrote:no I'm just describing the toy and it's not rocket science as to what would make an effective sex toy.

If it fits, then that's all that matters.

but not all sex toys vibrate and I know they sell toys that range from only an inch long. 3 inches isn't all that uncommon of a size for them.

With that said, I find this find, Hillarious. Guess I should look into toy designing instead of graphic designing.

EDIT: and no, my avatar is not sexually suggestive at all.

You can do both. Think of the amazing package design that can accompany this great product.

Brilliant! You think it would be a bonus if I put "use to sell sex toys" on the resume?

I don't see why not. Sex generates big money.

cjburgandy wrote:Brilliant! You think it would be a bonus if I put "use to sell sex toys" on the resume?

I think that while it would get you many job offers, you might not want any job that's offered to you, if that entry gets you the position.

rkolter wrote:if that entry gets you the position.

I wish I knew who Dora is.

Mr.Bob wrote:I wish I knew who Dora is.

A dirty, dirty girl.

OBS wrote:

Jackhass wrote:I still think the vibrating broomstick takes the cake though...mainly because that had a picture of an over-enthusiastic kid actually playing with the thing.

Have you ever seen the ad for the Super Soaker Oozinator?

I don't like the sound of that.

cjburgandy wrote:but not all sex toys vibrate and I know they sell toys that range from only an inch long. 3 inches isn't all that uncommon of a size for them.

Even the non-vibratory ones? All the sex toys I've seen for sale of that size either vibrated or were buttplugs... and I don't think Dora would make a very good buttplug... could be wrong of course.

cjburgandy wrote:EDIT: and no, my avatar is not sexually suggestive at all.

No... but I could really go for some corn right about now.

TRI wrote:No... but I could really go for some corn right about now.

mmmm, buttered corn.

OBS wrote:

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:

OBS wrote: Have you ever seen the ad for the Super Soaker Oozinator?

I don't like the sound of that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

Oh my fucking god. It's even better because it's real.