Secret NWO message. Don't look.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:16 pm

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. By Jove, that was a delicious marble.

Dracomax · Post by **Dracomax** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:17 pm

Moses supposes his toses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:36 am

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Perk_daddy · Post by **Perk_daddy** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:46 pm

What did one snowman say to the other?

Dracomax · Post by **Dracomax** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:31 pm

to flee or not to flee--that is the question. whether tis nobler of the dog to suffer, all the ticks and flees of outragious fortitude, or to kick a bear and end it.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:36 pm

Laemkral wrote:The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvyxyz!

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:48 pm

Anno Domini 2101: Hostilities were taking place between Earth and the dreaded Malkuthian empire, headed by the fierce General Felinius.
Captain: What's happened?
Mechanic: Somebody has planted a bomb on our ship!
Ensign: We're receiving a signal.
Captain: Put it on the main viewscreen.
So... It's you...
Felinius: Gentleman, how are you?
We have seized control of your base.
You all are about to be destroyed.
You have no chance to survive with what little time you have left.
Mwahahahahahahaha!
...
...
Captain: Launch the Zig fighter ships.
Ensign: Captain, are you sure you know what you're doing?
Captain: Launch every ship.
Justice must be served.

Dracomax · Post by **Dracomax** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:20 pm

Heros on the half shell--turtle power.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:57 pm

In. They were heroes in a half shell.

Dracomax · Post by **Dracomax** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:01 pm

not after I finished cooking them.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:30 pm

Donatello, NO!

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:34 pm

Cope wrote:
Laemkral wrote:The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvyxyz!

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

It might be kind of an elephant
Or a funny kind of kazoo
Or strange, exotic turtle
You never see in a zoo
Or maybe a kind of a doggie
Or particular shade of blue
Or maybe a pretty flower
Naah, not with a name like that, Uh uh!

ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

Dracomax · Post by **Dracomax** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:47 pm

and a ten foot tall parakeet shall lead them...

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:27 pm

Sixteen merry mice are muling the yuletide fairy. Lesser onomatopoeia results in the quartering of the divisor's lovely hammer. Deconstructed Dadaism door. Uncle tree hurts the train wheel, training timewise towards a triple tassel turning the tintinnabulation of the tin toy.

And the pants of the vicar are closing, rataplan rataplan rataplan.

Burgle burgle Dada mump bump bump foo.

@~AOD

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:31 pm

The dwarven toy has been declared safe as the tired koala hikes the Rocky Trail.

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:33 pm

Deadly bears pureed in a purple lagoon road. Dolphin pail.

@~AOD

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:35 pm

The lavender ham sandwich crossed the incorrect centaur.

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:39 pm

Legendary wrote:The lavender ham sandwich crossed the incorrect centaur.

Gibbering grammar goblin gives greedily gold to God's grandma's great gunslinger. Real writers really right wrongs. Happily does the boson merge unto flibbertigibbet jostling in the wye! Ladles slowly turning in the noun's lee!

Nunnery hugging.

!~AOD

EvilChihuahua · Post by **EvilChihuahua** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:41 pm

" 'The significant owl hoots in the night,' "
" 'Yet many grey lords go sadly to the masterless men,' "
" 'Hooray, horray for the spinster's sister's daughter,' "
" 'To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height.' "
" 'Yet verily, the rose is within the thorn.' "
" 'The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy,' "
There was a pause, broken only by the sound of the rain. Then the visitor said, "What?"
" 'The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy.' "
There was another, longer pause. Then the damp figure said, "Are you sure the ill-built tower doesn't tremble mightily at a butterfly's passage?"
"Nope. Bean soup it is. I'm sorry."
The rain hissed down relentlessly in the embarrassed silence.
"What about the caged whale?" said the soaking visitor, trying to squeeze into what little shelter the dread portal offered.
"What about it?"
"It should know nothing of the mighty deeps, if you must know."
"Oh, the caged whale. You want the Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night. Three doors down."

-Terry Pratchett

Dracomax · Post by **Dracomax** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:10 pm

creative calimari kill caterwalling crayonsin the crhistmas call

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