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It's a mystery!
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:48 am
by Noise Monkey
http://www.suntimes.com/news/world/1059 ... 22.article
Ok, I get why they're offended. I just don't understand HOW. How did the women get in there to see it and be offended?!?! I just don't understand!!!
YELLOW LEMONADE
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:56 am
by Cope
There...is no way in hell that I'd take a leak in one of those things...
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:03 am
by Noise Monkey
It is scary, isn't it?
...and if it even scares the King of Pee...
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:04 am
by Cope
It's as though it may bite down at any moment!!
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:09 am
by Linkara
Yeah, I'm not a woman, but John Norman and Gorean "philosophy" is mysoginistic. That's just creepy.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:37 am
by Rickford
Ah, y'big wusses. If you're that concerned about where you pee, you haven't been drinking enough. The pub I go in has little football goals (Real football, not "American football") in the urinals, and little goalkeepers, which provides no end of fun.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:40 am
by Orion
Heck, I want urinals with a tiny, burning city inside so I can save the people with my mighty super bladder, and be amused by those who manage to ignite their pants.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:56 am
by Noise Monkey
orion wrote:Heck, I want urinals with a tiny, burning city inside so I can save the people with my mighty super bladder, and be amused by those who manage to ignite their pants.
That is the single greatest idea I've ever heard. You, sir, deserve to be a millionaire. I offer you
this link.
Re: It's a mystery!
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:48 am
by Jim North
Noise Monkey wrote:How did the women get in there to see it and be offended?!?!
Well, apparently it did take them
three whole years to figure out what was going on, neh? You know women . . . always slow on the uptake.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:48 am
by Tim
Noise Monkey wrote:orion wrote:Heck, I want urinals with a tiny, burning city inside so I can save the people with my mighty super bladder, and be amused by those who manage to ignite their pants.
That is the single greatest idea I've ever heard. You, sir, deserve to be a millionaire. I offer you
this link.
I don't know if I'd want to be doing my business that close to fire.
Still,
There are plenty of products available for this kind of thing, albeit not urinal-based.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:54 am
by Noise Monkey
Tim wrote:I don't know if I'd want to be doing my business that close to fire.
Just an opportunity to practice your aim at a distance!
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:41 am
by Orion
Who doesn't like to pee dangerously?
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:40 am
by Mr.Bob
A bet some guy told his wife. There's always one who lets down the entire team.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:44 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
That's fucking sick.
How do they know those aren't the lips of a big juicy man?
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:16 pm
by Noise Monkey
Exactly! It's not like a man never had big lips! Maybe it's Mick Jagger!
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:19 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
I'll pee on Mick Jagger. Last tour my ass......
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:21 pm
by Noise Monkey
There's a lot of that going around...
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:31 pm
by IVstudios
I'm not sure what to say bout that. I think instead of taking them out though, they ought to just put toilets in the women's bathroom shaped like men's faces.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:38 pm
by Noise Monkey
I somehow doubt that women, at least MOST women, would go for that.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:58 pm
by CJBurgandy
yeah, as amusing as I find the lip urinals, I wouldn't want to pee on some guy's face. I find it funny though that some women get offended by the smallest things.