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EvilChihuahua wrote:I just remembered something. one of the asian exchange students at my school,who is in grade nine, takes grade 11 math. and, in that national math contest they do yearly, he scored in the top .2 percent. It's really not any surprise to me that people think that all asians are smart. Granted, I don't think this. I've had a different asian as my science partner, and he was a lazy bum.
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Mr.Bob wrote:I thought I'd nicely round off this topic by briefly listing every national stereotype I'm familiar with.

All the...

...Canadians are polite, apologetic and naïve lumberjacks.
um, I'm sorry to contradict you, but I am in the lumber trade.
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I Bob's defense, no one's ever accused you of being polite or apologetic. :)
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Actually... he did politely apologise to me though. Bit naive of him to do so.. but there you go, eh.
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Mr.Bob wrote:Actually... he did politely apologise to me though. Bit naive of him to do so.. but there you go, eh.
Canadian politeness is simply a ruse to distract attention while we plot the world's downfall.

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yeahduff wrote:So basically, now with all being said, this thread can be locked, and Mr.Bob crowned king.
Augh! First he steals an election and now this?
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When did he steal the election, I never saw him do anything remotely like that, and I have a very selective memory...
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cat42 wrote:When did he steal the election, I never saw him do anything remotely like that, and I have a very selective memory...
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Shortly before he was sworn in as president.

As I recall, it was a tied race, and the tiebraker was Kirb who, and I quote, gave "85" as a random number when queried by Jops. Thus the Commiespace party won and installed their leader, comrade Bob as president.
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Czar wrote:...it was a tied race, and the tiebraker was Kirb who, and I quote, gave "85" as a random number when queried by Jops. Thus the Commiespace party won and installed their leader, comrade Bob as president.
Fear my recall.
Exactly, no stealing, just winning by lady luck(ergo divine right ).
Not to mention, aren't I still in a seat of power, sort of. I am the Minister of Drugs and Alcohol if I remember correctly
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cat42 wrote:
Czar wrote:...it was a tied race, and the tiebraker was Kirb who, and I quote, gave "85" as a random number when queried by Jops. Thus the Commiespace party won and installed their leader, comrade Bob as president.
Fear my recall.
Exactly, no stealing, just winning by lady luck(ergo divine right ).
Not to mention, aren't I still in a seat of power, sort of. I am the Minister of Drugs and Alcohol if I remember correctly
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Considering Sortelli was a bigwig, pardon the pun, in the capitalist space party, I am not surprised at him referring to it as stealing the election, but it can also be referred to as theft as the election was tied not only once but twice, making the steal a very narrow win.
Is this the season of rememberance of seasons past or something?
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I was never in the Capitalist Space party, I was always a member of Bob's administration and any recollections that I joined his cabinet for personal gain after the fact, in the face of his cruel discrimination against fox girls, are completely erroneous.
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Oh, I'll out right admit it...

CAPITALSPACE FORCED ME AT GUN POINT TO JOIN THEM AND DISBAND INFORMEDSPACE!

Only after President Bob's daring, and heroic act of rescuing me from the evil clutches of Capitalspace did I realize the true meaning of Commiespace, and join the good fight 30 people away from his side...
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*AnarchySpace continues to slowly and silently undermine the CG political structure*
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This all happened before my time, but I'm just going to nod and smile and look enthusiastic so I fit in with the crowds.
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Sortelli wrote:I was never in the Capitalist Space party, I was always a member of Bob's administration and any recollections that I joined his cabinet for personal gain after the fact, in the face of his cruel discrimination against fox girls, are completely erroneous.
I got a call from the ministry of truth, they say you forgot to mention we've always been at war with Euroasia.
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I think this thread should exalt me more.
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Oh great Lord-King President Bob-sama-dono-hime...

Uh...

Hi!
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Czar wrote:
Sortelli wrote:I was never in the Capitalist Space party, I was always a member of Bob's administration and any recollections that I joined his cabinet for personal gain after the fact, in the face of his cruel discrimination against fox girls, are completely erroneous.
I got a call from the ministry of truth, they say you forgot to mention we've always been at war with Euroasia.
ooo, you're right. I'll make up for it by having a three minute hate instead of two today.
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Mr.Bob wrote:I think this thread should exalt me more.
Egomaniac. Who the fuck made you king?
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yeahduff wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote:I think this thread should exalt me more.
Egomaniac. Who the fuck made you king?
He made himself king. You didn't hear the public proclaimation?
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