kolter's gonna be jealous

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:21 pm

I picture the both of you in 10 years, in the hospital next to each other on seperate beds, dying of radiation sickness, and gloating over who's hair is falling out faster.

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:31 pm

One of them would probably smuggle some radioactive chemicals in to speed it up, while the other is covertly cutting strands of hair out with a pair of pocket scissors.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:36 pm

Terotrous wrote:One of them would probably smuggle some radioactive chemicals in to speed it up, while the other is covertly cutting strands of hair out with a pair of pocket scissors.

I dunno. Dispite being evil, mad scientists are all about honor. I don't think they'd cheat, even if it ment defeat. After all, style is everything, and if they got caught, they'd never live it down. Actually, that's 90% of the reasons why Superheros always beat Supervillans. Ego.

Not to mention, Lego and Kolter are two different types of mad scientists.

Lego seems more like the, "You dare defy me? BRING IN THE SHARKS! WITH LAZER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS. Oh, and this time we've even spliced their genes with pirana, so they're twice as meat-eating-ly.... meat-eating." type.

Where as Kolter is more like the. "Hehehe. Watch this.... *10 seconds and a half a mile wide crater later.* Wasn't that awesome!?" "But you just blew up my house! And the entire neighborhood!" "Yes. Yes I did. But it was indeed awesome, was it not?" type.

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:47 pm

Evil scientists, though, are evil, and thus they still have to do whatever they can to win if it's an even match. Though it'd be fair, because they'd both cheat, and neither would catch the other. They'd comedically alternate between cheating themselves and staring suspiciously at the other person in perfect synchronization.

...It could be shot as a silent movie with those dialogue cards and zany 1930s comedy music.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:13 pm

KittyKatBlack wrote:Not to mention, Lego and Kolter are two different types of mad scientists.

Lego seems more like the, "You dare defy me? BRING IN THE SHARKS! WITH LAZER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS. Oh, and this time we've even spliced their genes with pirana, so they're twice as meat-eating-ly.... meat-eating." type.

Where as Kolter is more like the. "Hehehe. Watch this.... *10 seconds and a half a mile wide crater later.* Wasn't that awesome!?" "But you just blew up my house! And the entire neighborhood!" "Yes. Yes I did. But it was indeed awesome, was it not?" type.

Wow, those are actually some pretty good descriptions!

legostargalactica wrote:well it was at work, and not in my spare time. you're still jealous though, i bet.

Hell yeah.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:35 pm

Uh, Lego would win the hair wars. Ryan is nearly 10 years older and has little hair left as it is.

And yes, you described Ryan to a "t". The poor boy cried when he had to give his fireworks away for the move.

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:29 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote:Uh, Lego would win the hair wars. Ryan is nearly 10 years older and has little hair left as it is.

Not to nitpick, but as Kitty described it, this would mean Lego would LOSE the hair wars.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:31 pm

I really think Ryan's true calling is teaching high school chemestry and physics

CorpAmis · Post by **CorpAmis** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:16 pm

netpoet wrote:Lego *IS* one of the resident mad scientists! FLEE!!

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And I AM his assistant...WEEE!!!

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:21 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote:Uh, Lego would win the hair wars. Ryan is nearly 10 years older and has little hair left as it is.

And yes, you described Ryan to a "t". The poor boy cried when he had to give his fireworks away for the move.

Wait, wait, wait... you mean he actually gave them away instead of setting all of them off in a pre-move fire orgy???

If you have any extra sweaters, send them to Satan. I'm sure he'll need one now that hell has frozen over.

Also: labeling with radioactive isotopes? Bah. Stupid DNA. It's all, like, weird with its stupid genes and crap. And why is it always ATP anyway? No one has ever explained that to me. I know that some processes use GTP but since breaking that phosphoanhydride bond should have the same energy how come it's always ATP? Huh? Huh? WHY LEGO WHY??

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:00 am

Tellurider wrote:
mrs_rkolter wrote:Uh, Lego would win the hair wars. Ryan is nearly 10 years older and has little hair left as it is.

And yes, you described Ryan to a "t". The poor boy cried when he had to give his fireworks away for the move.
Wait, wait, wait... you mean he actually gave them away instead of setting all of them off in a pre-move fire orgy???

If you have any extra sweaters, send them to Satan. I'm sure he'll need one now that hell has frozen over.

There were too many kids around this time. Usually there aren't that many but I couldn't light off a bottle rocket without half a dozen showing up. As much as I would have liked to have done the 'metal trash can and lighter fluid' thing this year, blowing up a kid and getting sued would have put a real crimp in my style. *sigh*

Besides, I gave the fireworks away to a parent of many of the kids - consider it revenge. As I was leaving the family was nothing but, "Can we light one now? Now? NOW? C'mon mom let's go light some. Tonight? How about tomorrow..."

And, I did keep all the waterproof ones and some of the other bigger stuff. There's always room for explosives.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:43 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:
Terotrous wrote:One of them would probably smuggle some radioactive chemicals in to speed it up, while the other is covertly cutting strands of hair out with a pair of pocket scissors.
I dunno. Dispite being evil, mad scientists are all about honor. I don't think they'd cheat, even if it ment defeat. After all, style is everything, and if they got caught, they'd never live it down. Actually, that's 90% of the reasons why Superheros always beat Supervillans. Ego.

Not to mention, Lego and Kolter are two different types of mad scientists.

Lego seems more like the, "You dare defy me? BRING IN THE SHARKS! WITH LAZER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS. Oh, and this time we've even spliced their genes with pirana, so they're twice as meat-eating-ly.... meat-eating." type.

Where as Kolter is more like the. "Hehehe. Watch this.... *10 seconds and a half a mile wide crater later.* Wasn't that awesome!?" "But you just blew up my house! And the entire neighborhood!" "Yes. Yes I did. But it was indeed awesome, was it not?" type.

stoooop.. you're making me blush!

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:21 am

*sighs and changes from part-time chambermaid to part-time nurse to care for radiation-sickness Daddee and Brother/Boss*