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Kisai wrote:In BC, if you catch up to someone with alberta or saskatchewan plates, it's common knowledge to keep 3 vehicle lenghts back, because as soon as they come up to a corner, they SLAM on the brakes. Totally serious!

One road trip from a flat lander to mountain country will wear through brakes in a hurry.
You don't follow the "3 second rule"?
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Warren wrote:
Kisai wrote:In BC, if you catch up to someone with alberta or saskatchewan plates, it's common knowledge to keep 3 vehicle lenghts back, because as soon as they come up to a corner, they SLAM on the brakes. Totally serious!

One road trip from a flat lander to mountain country will wear through brakes in a hurry.
You don't follow the "3 second rule"?
We are supposed to, but the average person uses the 3' rule instead, "if I can still see your license plate I'm not close enough" X_x

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That's how we do it down here, too. Well, that's how all those fucking maniacs do it. I'm a good driver.
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Everyone but me is a shitty driver.
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TURN OFF YOUR LEFT SIGNAL!!!
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GREEN MEANS GO !!





...i hate everyone on the road except me.

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If you drive fast enough, it's just like the other cars aren't moving at all. It's so much easier to dodge stationary obsticles.
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rkolter wrote:If you drive fast enough, it's just like the other cars aren't moving at all. It's so much easier to dodge stationary obsticles.

...I like your style.

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Kisai wrote:Yay for BFN country...
<a href="http://www.mls.ca/PropertyResults.aspx? ... 3">here</a>

The lowest priced house in the area is about 23000$ ... for a 2 bedroom bi-level home.
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Or roughly the same price as a mid-size car.
I could find that in Boonville if I wanted flood damaged river front property.

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Pimpette wrote:GREEN MEANS GO !!





...i hate everyone on the road except me.
I say this every damn day as well. Green means go you stupid dumbfucks. It's not sit on your ass and act lke a fuck hole time. And don't go 30 in a 50 zone. When that semi passes you up, that means you're a god damn zombie!
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Best way to avoid getting pulled over? Speed along side a semi that's going just as fast in the left lane. The cop will go right past you straight for the truck.

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I like sticking by speeders. My dad calls them mine sweepers.
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The recent bummer sticker I saw sums up some of my road rage:

"It's a fucking car not a fucking phone booth!"

If I had a nickel for every time I nearly got killed by those scuzzlefucks, I'll be a rich many times over.

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To veer slightly back on topic, this story is getting way too much press, I think.

It was on the local news last night. That I don't have a big problem with, since it's one of those human interest stories they can fit in right before sports.

However, it appeared on the front page of today's local paper. A story like this has to be buried to page 8 at best.

And it's not like it went from paper clip to house. I was a huge series of trades apparently. So you duped a lot of people into seemingly reasonable trades, good for you. But I don't think this ought to make national news.
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Driving anywhere in Canada is like participating in a Kind Old Lady Parade compared to driving into L.A.
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Does this thread stretch out horizontally for anyone else?

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Yeah, I think it's the url of Kisai's quote in faub's post.
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Kisai wrote:Yay for BFN country...

<a href="http://www.mls.ca/PropertyResults.aspx? ... 3">here</a>

The lowest priced house in the area is about 23000$ ... for a 2 bedroom bi-level home.

Or roughly the same price as a mid-size car.
Kisai broke it, I think. :P

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Post by SergeXIII »

The worst trade that I ever witnessed was a long time ago. Back when Pokemon cards first came out.

My pal, name was Ken, bought a pack, his first one and obtained the legendary (back then) Charizard card. Holographic, first edition. I never had anything like that, closest was 1st ed holo Gyrados.

Anyway, we're at lunch right, and before I could say anything he trades the card to some random dude for less then a dollar because he was short the cash to buy a new pack. Oh man, it hurts every time I recall this story.

To this day I still haven't let that go.

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Heh.

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