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You'll just have a harem of robots instead and have robot clients.Pimpette wrote:Hooray!
Hm, after this robotic death there may not be enough people left to support my pimping way of life.
I can be a chambermaid and tidy up the labs on my spare time!
...now that just gave me an amusing mental picture. Pardon me whilst I go illustrate it.
ROBOTS! ROBOTSrobotsrobotsrobotsrobotsrobots...legostargalactica wrote:don't worry pimpy, when the robotic death is reigned upon humanity you will be one of the lucky few who gets to live.Pimpette wrote:...make an army out of roboticized (sp? is it even a word?? oh well) RealDolls.... and scare the CRAP out of your enemy with their creepy, vacant stares.[AOD] wrote:...such as RealDolls...
I'm scared already.
*sleeps with the lights on and a baseball bat under the pillow*
Well, we've got a lot of webcomics here. Serb it up!Czar wrote:Hey, people love to support the underdog and they love to hear about the unlikely hero.legostargalactica wrote:i would find it very funny if a serb saved the earth, as we're more known for blowing up bits of it.mcDuffies wrote:I will probably be the last one to be accepted in this kind of club.
Not only I'm not a scientist but an engineer, but I am also most likely to save the earth here.
If Dr. Robotnik has anything to say about it, it is!Pimpette wrote:roboticized (sp? is it even a word?? oh well)
the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....Pimpette wrote:Sweet!
And I'll pimp on my off days.
Now if only I could get a job this easily in real life. =/
Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...legostargalactica wrote:the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....Pimpette wrote:Sweet!
And I'll pimp on my off days.
Now if only I could get a job this easily in real life. =/
i'm working on it! stupid laws of physics...Pimpette wrote:Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...legostargalactica wrote:the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....Pimpette wrote:Sweet!
And I'll pimp on my off days.
Now if only I could get a job this easily in real life. =/
You can pay me by building me a teleporter.
Just be glad net isn't here to gloat about magic being superior.legostargalactica wrote:i'm working on it! stupid laws of physics...Pimpette wrote:Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...legostargalactica wrote: the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....
You can pay me by building me a teleporter.
if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?Vorticus wrote:Just be glad net isn't here to gloat about magic being superior.legostargalactica wrote:i'm working on it! stupid laws of physics...Pimpette wrote: Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...
You can pay me by building me a teleporter.
He needs spell components. Do you know how hard a minotaur horn and three black onyx gems are to come across this time of year?legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?
Hey, this Serb is no ordinary Serb!Czar wrote:Hey, people love to support the underdog and they love to hear about the unlikely hero.legostargalactica wrote:i would find it very funny if a serb saved the earth, as we're more known for blowing up bits of it.mcDuffies wrote:I will probably be the last one to be accepted in this kind of club.
Not only I'm not a scientist but an engineer, but I am also most likely to save the earth here.
Amen, brother. What little I have I'm keeping for my own nefarious purposes. If I'm going to be teleporting maids, I'm sure as darn TOOTING not going to teleport them into anyone's home but my OWN, thank you very much.834n wrote:He needs spell components. Do you know how hard a minotaur horn and three black onyx gems are to come across this time of year?
For being an evil genius, you sure don't catch on quick.legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?
All part of my plan! MUWAHHAHAHAA::steals more of net's pigs:: oh wait.. wrong forum...netpoet wrote:For being an evil genius, you sure don't catch on quick.legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?
I uh... actually happen to have three black onyx gems right here, and if you accept a bull with only one horn as a minotaur, couldn't you technically just buy a bull, lop off one horn, label it a minotaur, then lop off the other horn?834n wrote:He needs spell components. Do you know how hard a minotaur horn and three black onyx gems are to come across this time of year?legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?
A minotaur is not a one-horned bull. A minotaur is half-man, half-bull. To make one you need either some advanced genetic engineering or a very, very drunk cow.rkolter wrote:I uh... actually happen to have three black onyx gems right here, and if you accept a bull with only one horn as a minotaur, couldn't you technically just buy a bull, lop off one horn, label it a minotaur, then lop off the other horn?
either way... it's a whole lot of bull.RemusShepherd wrote:A minotaur is not a one-horned bull. A minotaur is half-man, half-bull. To make one you need either some advanced genetic engineering or a very, very drunk cow.rkolter wrote:I uh... actually happen to have three black onyx gems right here, and if you accept a bull with only one horn as a minotaur, couldn't you technically just buy a bull, lop off one horn, label it a minotaur, then lop off the other horn?