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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:36 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
I have a winged badger. His name is Ed.
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:42 pm
by Nyke
I am being physically ground down to a fine powder by college, my grades are making pretty colors as they slam into the earth, and I'm becoming more neurotic by the day (Fuck Tom Cruise. Medication is the only thing keeping me sane right now... well, as sane as I can manage.). I announce that I'm going to take a year off after graduating and before grad school, because I've been going at it like a trained seal for 16 years, going to be 17 by graduation, and I want to define myself by something beside grades. Besides, I will have outdone most people by graduating college, and
And my mother is arguing against! She's saying I just need a different college or an internship. I'm sick of having most of my accomplishments going down to A-B-C-D-F.
I'm trying hard to get the WrongWay manuscript done by the end of June.
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:44 pm
by Nyke
rkolter wrote:KittyKatBlack wrote:Dave Against The Machine wrote:
I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"
Well, shoot - I got it wrong. My immediate thought was
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Snake! SNAAKKE! It's a snake... It's a...
*vaccums rkolter*
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:03 pm
by Col
DarkMagician wrote:*vaccums rkolter*
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:18 pm
by Dave Against The Machine
rkolter wrote:KittyKatBlack wrote:Dave Against The Machine wrote:
I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"
WHY!? WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!!
I had just finaly forgot all about that.
Well, shoot - I got it wrong. My immediate thought was
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Snake! SNAAKKE! It's a snake... It's a...
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:57 pm
by Ekolter
Col wrote:DarkMagician wrote:*vaccums rkolter*
Hmmm, thanks
Gives me time to reseed the scorched backyard
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:50 am
by Killbert-Robby
KittyKatBlack wrote:Dave Against The Machine wrote:Rickford wrote:
You know, three hours ago I wouldn't have gotten that reference. What're the chances.
I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"
...........
*dives on KKB* OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:42 am
by Rock_dash
HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!
*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:47 am
by Killbert-Robby
rock_dash wrote:HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!
*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*
But but but she plays the MGS series!
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:11 pm
by Col
Don't make us tell your girlfriend.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:28 pm
by McDuffies
Suuure, it's because of MSG series, you cheating bastard.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:17 pm
by Doll
*Sob* You've destroyed my faith in men! Now I must become a gay! Any takers?
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:31 pm
by Nyke
Okay, next time, I post the joke first.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:58 pm
by Dave Against The Machine
Doll wrote:*Sob* You've destroyed my faith in men! Now I must become a gay! Any takers?
What if I dress as a woman
.
Oh yea, what I was gonna say.
FREAKIN DRIVERS, man. No one can drive around here. Like when someone goes to turn, they feel they have to almost completly stop, before they can turn. JUST SLOW DOWN TO TURN! And another thing. I can tell ya this. The turn signal definatly wasn't invented in Texas. And that, Ladies and Gentilman, is what grindes my gears.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 6:01 pm
by Ahaugen
Dave Against The Machine wrote:Doll wrote:*Sob* You've destroyed my faith in men! Now I must become a gay! Any takers?
What if I dress as a woman
.
SWEET JESUS NO!!!!!!!!!
NO!
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 6:14 pm
by McDuffies
I think I could take the sight of Dave dressed as a woman. I watched "Slither".
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:08 pm
by Dave Against The Machine
I feel pretty!
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:13 pm
by McDuffies
It's worse than Slither.
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:01 am
by KittyKatBlack
Killbert-Robby wrote:rock_dash wrote:HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!
*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*
But but but she plays the MGS series!
....is there something odd about that? It's a good series.
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:53 am
by Dr Legostar
KittyKatBlack wrote:Killbert-Robby wrote:rock_dash wrote:HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!
*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*
But but but she plays the MGS series!
....is there something odd about that? It's a good series.
some people are still under the impression that girl gamers are rare.