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netpoet wrote:heh. Any of you can say honestly that your parents tried to get your wife drunk enough to sleep with your brother so that they could convince you that she is a slut and that we need to get divorced?

What awesome parents you have!

Early in my relationship with Beth (before we were living together, let alone married), my mother was trying to convince me to move to Florida. When I told her it'd mean ending my relationship with Beth, she gave me the line "There are plenty of nice women down here too!"

For the record though when I reminded her of that after our wedding she got all embarassed.

rkolter wrote: What awesome parents you have!

Like I said, I'm not going to play that game.

rkolter wrote:Early in my relationship with Beth (before we were living together, let alone married), my mother was trying to convince me to move to Florida. When I told her it'd mean ending my relationship with Beth, she gave me the line "There are plenty of nice women down here too!"

For the record though when I reminded her of that after our wedding she got all embarassed.

Lol... parents really are great for sticking their feet into their mouths, aren't they? *realizes that he's a parent* Oh crap...

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netpoet wrote:Lol... parents really are great for sticking their feet into their mouths, aren't they? *realizes that he's a parent* Oh crap...

That's totally not gonna be me!









...stop laughing...

Joel Fagin wrote:

Beyonder_alpha wrote:Like hell no? :p

Actually, I suspect McDuffies would win. Living in a war-torn country kinda ups the ante. That said, there are also a lot of people here who live in America of all places so maybe he wouldn't have it all his own way.



- Joel Fagin

My opinion is, if I have a computer to log on internet and a scanner or graphic tablet, then I haven't got much to complain about. Any kid in Afganistan could top anyone of us.
On the ohter hand, everyone has problems and everyone sometimes feel like they didn't deserve any of that. That is reasonable too.

I have to walk ten miles through the knee high snow every day to get to work.

Hmm...I could've just posted, "I'm married to Jim" would've had about the same effect, I guess.

You're married to Jim??!?! Holly heck, you win!!!

mcDuffies wrote:You're married to Jim??!?! Holly heck, you win!!!

Ah, but you are McDuffies, which has got to be worse.

- Joel Fagin

Kat North wrote:I have to walk ten miles through the knee high snow every day to get to work.

Uphill? Both ways?

KittyKatBlack wrote:

Kat North wrote:I have to walk ten miles through the knee high snow every day to get to work.

Uphill? Both ways?

Yeah. Barefoot.

Well, I married Ryan! And willingly too!

Life is doing pretty good. Yeah, nothing will be perfect but you gotta accept that. Make you appreciate it for what's it worth.

Well...I don't think I will win but
(1) I dont have a internet connection at home
(2) No scanner etc
(3) Our education system sucks....40 hrs a week
(4) My dog died
(5) I am in a long distance relationship from over 4 years and my parents don't approve of it

Usually my life is pretty damn perfect, but right now I CAN play the life sucks game and cane your asses.

I am BLEEDING profusely from two orifices right now thanks to an INSANE DOCTOR who prescribed me pills that have completely destroyed my intestines.

After going back to IDIOT DOCTOR after filling several toilets and most of the marketing department with ASSBLOOD, she suggested I go to get an Xray for my hip problem that I'd gone to her originally, and gave me a prescription for stuff to stop my ASSBLOOD.

She made me hike through Dublin on a leg that was totally in agony to the hospital where I discovered I HAD TO BOOK AN APPOINTMENT and that SHE should have told me that instead of saying, GO RIGHT IN IT WILL BE FINE.

I had to stop and cry several times along the way because of the insane AGONY so I had a big SCREAM in the hospital.

Then I went to get my ASSBLOOD prescription.

Guess what!!!!

THE MEDICINE SHE PRESCRIBED DOES NOT EXIST. IT COMES FROM MAGIC LAND INSIDE HER STUPID DOCTOR HEAD.

I had to go back and explain this to her. This is hiking across the city with a fucked leg, too. And this is after multiple stops at chemists who tell me THIS IS NOT REAL MEDICINE, YOU ARE FILLED WITH CRAZZZY PILLS!

Then I CRIED AND SCREAMED HOME.

And I still have ASSBLOOD.

assblood is the worst kind of blood.

I've read through all of McDuffies archives. . . TWICE.

I win.