IlluminatiSpace - We're already in control

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:45 pm

We're already in your homes, in your governments, on your forums, controlling everyone and everything. We're acting in the shadows, hiding our true power. We will take over the entire planet, under the illusion of freedom and democracy. We control even what people watch, listen, and think.

IlluminatiSpace - We're already in control. Let's just cut out the middleman.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:46 pm

Anarchyspace is TOTALLY gonna win. Y'all just need to quit these other foolish topics, because there's NO POINT!!! It's all anarchy in the end!

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:52 pm

Kat North wrote:Anarchyspace is TOTALLY gonna win. Y'all just need to quit these other foolish topics, because there's NO POINT!!! It's all anarchy in the end!

Ah, you just think you're pushing anarchy. In reality, the IlluminatiSpace is controlling what your followers think and feel. In fact, we're pulling the reins, making you think you're pushing precious anarchy when in fact, you'll fuel our New World Order.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Mon May 01, 2006 5:55 pm

ALL LIES!!!! Anarchy space is. . .is. . .why do I feel drowsy all of a sudden?

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:03 pm

all of a sudden, I feel like I've opened the wrong can of worms

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:08 pm

Eh...I'm just postwhoring!

Although basically, I am with Anarchyspace...

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:34 pm

DarkMagician wrote:We're already in your homes, in your governments, on your forums, controlling everyone and everything. We're acting in the shadows, hiding our true power. We will take over the entire planet, under the illusion of freedom and democracy. We control even what people watch, listen, and think.

IlluminatiSpace - We're already in control. Let's just cut out the middleman.

If I'm a good little puppet, do I get chocolate cake?

Skylark King · Post by **Skylark King** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:54 pm

I'd love to help but I'm simply not Bavarian enough. That and I don't think it really matters, what with my untettering devotion to Nihilispace.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:33 pm

KittyKatBlack wrote:If I'm a good little puppet, do I get chocolate cake?

Slavery to shadowy conspirators had better darn well come with chocolate cake!

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:39 pm

I am nobody's puppet! If it weren't for these strings, I'd shake my fist at you in defiance!

Jeffy · Post by **Jeffy** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:46 pm

as long as I know who's in control I don't mind

Guildmaster Van · Post by **Guildmaster Van** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:01 pm

Illuminati, eh?
What's your hiring policy? Do I get to drink brandy and pretend I know more than everyone?
Can I meet the big floating eye pyramid?

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:02 pm

If you control what I listen, could you make me listen a lil more in class?

I woolgather. A lot. Soon I shall make a life-size replica of Jackhass.

Tynan · Post by **Tynan** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:06 pm

KittyKatBlack wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:We're already in your homes, in your governments, on your forums, controlling everyone and everything. We're acting in the shadows, hiding our true power. We will take over the entire planet, under the illusion of freedom and democracy. We control even what people watch, listen, and think.

IlluminatiSpace - We're already in control. Let's just cut out the middleman.

If I'm a good little puppet, do I get chocolate cake?

How the hell should I know? I just rule here. :p

But honestly...someone needs to hook kkb up with some cake quickfast before she vanishes again!

Realityendshere · Post by **Realityendshere** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:06 pm

Behold! The ancient and time honored society of...

Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:01 pm

I'm in space. Outer Space.

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:07 pm

Naw, dude. Fnordspace for the win!

Realityendshere · Post by **Realityendshere** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:17 pm

It seems, sir, that you have the wrong link... the REAL information can be found <A HREF="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fnord">here</A>

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:24 pm

I have seen the fnords.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:58 pm

I'd like to announce the formation of a new party, the Reformed Lurker Party!

As the candidate for the Reformed Lurker Party, I advocate a hands off approach to the running of GD.

I have a long history of residency in KeenComicGenesisSpace, even after moving off the host, and a good record of not-being-a-jerk in the forums and the jams.

I also have a policy of not flooding forums with political threads, which is why this announcement is made here, and is cross-posted in the 'Time for a Change' thread.

"Vote Reformed Lurker! We Probably Won't Win, But if We Do, We'll be Nice and Sympathetic to all the Parties Who Lost!"

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