My New Friend

[Rock_dash]

I keep telling people, cats are evil when you go deep enough.

That's one of the reasons they're so appealing!

It's true. I can't think of any reason my mother would have four, and love the mean, shitty one (Named "Shitty") the most.

Though we do have a claim that possibly no one else has; A cat that thinks it's a dog.

[Rkolter]

Though we do have a claim that possibly no one else has; A cat that thinks it's a dog.

I coworker today (I kid you not) said exactly this thing to me.

[McDuffies]

We are not evil, we're just drawn that way.

[Jim North]

While y'all's concern for my and Kat's safety is appreciated, it's also thoroughly unnecessary. I lived the vast majority of my life on a farm complete with an entire mess of cats (nearly sixty at one count) as well as a number of other animals, all given free reign outside and with immediate access to a forest right across the road full of other kinds of far wilder animals.

I know better than most the dangers posed by the various physical diseases and mental problems that both stray and domestic outside animals are subject to. I know what actions to take if something untoward does happen and am prepared to undertake those actions if necessary. This is also actually the fourth or fifth stray cat that we've given a temporary home to since we've started living together, so neither of us are inexperienced at this. If there appeared to be any chance that a stray cat seemed likely to actually try to bite us - any chance at all - then we would not approach that cat under any circumstances much less allow it into our apartment.

So, I would appreciate it if all talk of rabies et al was entirely replaced by gurgles of delight at how cute teh kitty is from now on. Thenc yew.

*scritches teh kitty under the chin*

[Killbert-Robby]

So, I would appreciate it if all talk of rabies et al was entirely replaced by gurgles of delight at how cute teh kitty is from now on. Thenc yew.

*scritches teh kitty under the chin*

Just look at the cute little thing....awwwww...

*heart melts*




*heart literally melts due to allergy*



*snuggles kitty anyway*


Ugh *sneeze* I actually really like cats, but...damn my allergies

[Jim North]

*scritches teh kitty under the chin*

[Faceless]

*scritches teh kitty under the chin*

He told the upmost truth, long live the chin-scratching!

[McDuffies]

While y'all's concern for my and Kat's safety is appreciated, it's also thoroughly unnecessary. I lived the vast majority of my life on a farm complete with an entire mess of cats (nearly sixty at one count) as well as a number of other animals, all given free reign outside and with immediate access to a forest right across the road full of other kinds of far wilder animals.

I know better than most the dangers posed by the various physical diseases and mental problems that both stray and domestic outside animals are subject to. I know what actions to take if something untoward does happen and am prepared to undertake those actions if necessary. This is also actually the fourth or fifth stray cat that we've given a temporary home to since we've started living together, so neither of us are inexperienced at this. If there appeared to be any chance that a stray cat seemed likely to actually try to bite us - any chance at all - then we would not approach that cat under any circumstances much less allow it into our apartment.

So, I would appreciate it if all talk of rabies et al was entirely replaced by gurgles of delight at how cute teh kitty is from now on. Thenc yew.

*scritches teh kitty under the chin*

Yeah, I addopted tenths of cats in my life and never had...

Wait...

I disagree! Rabbies! Rabbies everywhere!

[Jim North]

Rabbies! Rabbies everywhere!

Quick! Round 'em up at the tabernacle!

[Tellurider]

Yeah, just remember folks: you don't adopt stray cats. THEY adopt YOU. Happened to my grandparents. Tragic. They were such nice people, too.

And by the way, my cat back in Colorado doesn't think he's a dog. But he is, in fact, a mobile beanbag and a total attention slut.

[Cope]

KITT-AY!

[Grabmygoblin]

we have a dog that thinks he's a cat... it's not a pretty sight when he tries to squeeze into kitty-sized areas.

[Jim North]

Used to have a couple of ducks who thought they were cats. Or thought the cats were other ducks. We were never really clear on which.

In either case, they spent most of their time following the cats around, eating cat food, and oiling the cats' backs. It was the weirdest damn thing to look out the window and see rain beading up and rolling off cat fur.

[Dave Against The Machine]

we have a dog that thinks he's a cat... it's not a pretty sight when he tries to squeeze into kitty-sized areas.

Please tell me you mean something like, the dog drying to sqeeze behind the sofa, or something like that.

[Czar]

we have a dog that thinks he's a cat... it's not a pretty sight when he tries to squeeze into kitty-sized areas.

Please tell me you mean something like, the dog drying to sqeeze behind the sofa, or something like that.

...

Pervert.

[Dave Against The Machine]

we have a dog that thinks he's a cat... it's not a pretty sight when he tries to squeeze into kitty-sized areas.

Please tell me you mean something like, the dog drying to sqeeze behind the sofa, or something like that.

...

Pervert.

Right when you said what you did, here come a mental image. One of those that makes you wish you were dead.

[Tellurider]

...and you had to make the rest of us wish we were dead, too, eh?

[Garneta]

Nah...don't wish you were dead. Just ignore the "NSFV" mindimages that appear, and think about cute cats!

[Rock_dash]

I'm gonna think about catgirls instead. Is that okay? Too bad

[Garneta]

Nah. Catgrls are cool

(They outta be, since I'm a Catgirl, dammit!)

But other cats are cool, too.

Let this thread be dedicated to CAT CUTENESS and CAT HAWTNESS everywhere!!!