Stupid Crop Circles stole my character!

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:24 pm

NO WHEAT. EVER AGAIN.

Faceless · Post by **Faceless** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:27 pm

The french have a law passed that means they can't put things into bread that keeps it fresh. They have to bake new bread everyday. It's the law.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:06 pm

Faceless wrote:The french have a law passed that means they can't put things into bread that keeps it fresh. They have to bake new bread everyday. It's the law.

damn, that should be an international law.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:15 pm

grabmygoblin wrote:
Faceless wrote:The french have a law passed that means they can't put things into bread that keeps it fresh. They have to bake new bread everyday. It's the law.
damn, that should be an international law.

That french people can't bake bread with preservatives in it?

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:35 pm

rkolter wrote:
grabmygoblin wrote:
Faceless wrote:The french have a law passed that means they can't put things into bread that keeps it fresh. They have to bake new bread everyday. It's the law.
damn, that should be an international law.
That french people can't bake bread with preservatives in it?

that EVERYONE cannot bake bread with preservatives in it.

the only exception to that rule is when making peanut butter and jelly or fluffernutter sandwiches. wonder bread is really the only bread that works when making those.

I'm a bread snob, my mommy bakes orgasmicly good bread, and there is no comparison between that crap everyone buys in plastic bags at the grocery store and real fresh-baked bread.

funny story (at least I think so): my mom owns several dogs, and like all pet owners, she spoils them by feeding them scraps. occassionally she doesn't have time to bake, so she runs to the store and buys bread off the shelf. THE DOGS WON'T EAT IT. they will eat homemade bread and just about anything else you can think of, but not store bought bread. which makes me wonder, what is in store bought bread?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:50 pm

I like going to bakeries and getting real bread. I don't like store-bought bread either. When I get the time I'm going to learn to make my own bread. I already make my own cake and it rules.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:44 pm

grabmygoblin wrote: which makes me wonder, what is in store bought bread?

Sawdust and ground-up rat bones.

You know, for the texture and the calcium.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:05 pm

My favorite bread is the "Asiago Cheese Demi" from Panera bread. It's nice and chewy, and quite delicious!

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:14 pm

Kat North wrote:My favorite bread is the "Asiago Cheese Demi" from Panera bread. It's nice and chewy, and quite delicious!

Panera Bread/St Louis Bread Co. Rocks! I used to eat there nearly once a week at my old job.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:20 pm

I can walk there from my new job...of course, it's down a mountainside, so it kinda sucks walking back to work...

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:31 pm

We got some frozen premade bread dough once. My god was that good bread

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:54 am

Next time NASA sends those sealed boxes with exerpts from earth culture to space, Ryan, be sure to slip in the C&D letter.

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I like going to bakeries and getting real bread. I don't like store-bought bread either. When I get the time I'm going to learn to make my own bread. I already make my own cake and it rules.

Ha! My folks OWE a bakery!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:39 am

mcDuffies wrote:Next time NASA sends those sealed boxes with exerpts from earth culture to space, Ryan, be sure to slip in the C&D letter.

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I like going to bakeries and getting real bread. I don't like store-bought bread either. When I get the time I'm going to learn to make my own bread. I already make my own cake and it rules.
Ha! My folks OWE a bakery!

owe or own?

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:22 am

If it's "OWN" then I want some bread from his parents bakery for the cookout. McDuffies, make it happen.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:10 am

rkolter wrote:If it's "OWN" then I want some bread from his parents bakery for the cookout. McDuffies, make it happen.

maybe it's pwn...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:58 am

It is "own".

rkolter wrote:If it's "OWN" then I want some bread from his parents bakery for the cookout. McDuffies, make it happen.

Even if miracle happens and I come, you know that USA doesn't allow any food being brough in.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:01 am

Stupid customs. They fear small metal impliments being smuggled in through bread so much, they deprive the rest of us of delicious Serbian breads!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:17 am

Sneak it in! Disguise a loaf as a baby!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:53 am

Great idea! I'll just use one of ours infamous "crying loafs"!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:14 pm

We don't allow food? I thought it was just produce.

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Stupid Crop Circles stole my character!

How did my bread get so gross? ;_;

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