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So, I ate a 20oz potato yesterday. It was delicious. It was also very, very large. The store has this box of these mutant giant white potatos. I bought five and they weighed over eight pounds. They were cheaper than regular potatos, I guess because nobody ever thinks they'd eat one. A regular "jumbo" potato is about 1/3 this size.

Last year I ate the king of the onion people - a 2lb white onion.

So... uhm... I've got nothing. I just thought it was an interesting anecdote.

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

2 lb onion!? Oh my gawd I want it!

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.

rkolter wrote:

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.

That's the one.

My parents and I make chocolate covered strawberries alot. We've had some times that there were two massive strawberries in the pack, in addition to the other ones. Biggest one we've had was about the size of my palm.

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

I'd really rather not have to think about what chemicals are in food until my offspring start popping out with mutant super powers Till that day, I'll enjoy the chemical laced fruits. With chocolate.

TdotOdot2k wrote:

rkolter wrote:

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.

That's the one.

If you value your lives, you will tell me where to aquire these mutant strawberries.

I CANT BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOOOOOOLE THING

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

you really don't want to know.

ManyWorlds wrote:

TdotOdot2k wrote:

rkolter wrote: Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.

That's the one.

If you value your lives, you will tell me where to aquire these mutant strawberries.

Superstore!

Legostar wrote:you really don't want to know.

Yes I do

Remember the old cartoons where scientists solved world hunger by making food giant and plentiful? That happened, but some crazy people freaked out and started calling it Frankenfood. Now they run around Africa telling people it's better to starve to death than eat it.

Also, watch out for corn. It's a man-made mutant grass straight from the labs of ancient South American mad scientists. The original Frankenfood.

*begins to warily eye the cornstalkers...*

*eyes Sortelli hungrily*

TdotOdot2k wrote:

Legostar wrote:you really don't want to know.

Yes I do

and if it happens to be a carcinogen?

It might explain my short attention span and craving for flesh.

TdotOdot2k wrote:It might explain my short attention span and craving for flesh.

no, that's the T-virus.

*uses 1000th post as a distraction while he sneaks up on Legostar and OMG ZOMBIE ATTACK*

What an excellent use for a 1000th post.

legostargalactica wrote:

TdotOdot2k wrote:

Legostar wrote:you really don't want to know.

Yes I do

and if it happens to be a carcinogen?

Just one?

it could be natural. I've seen organic strawberries about 3/4 the size of my fist.