Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:57 pm
I run-ah from the molotovs-ah
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:59 pm
*smashes a watermelon with a giant hammer*
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:08 pm
Surprises everyone with AN ARTICHOKE!!!
Why would someone expect an artichoke, anyway?
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:30 pm
NOBODY EXPECTS AN ARTICHOKE
Unless they do.
Unless they do.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:33 pm
I'll see your artichoke and raise you an eggplant.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:42 pm
Mm... I had some eggplant lasagna last week... Good stuff.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:44 pm
Eggplant makes my tongue commit sepuku. 
despite the many facts that would render this act impossible.
despite the many facts that would render this act impossible.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:47 pm
Heh. That just means there's more eggplant for me.
It helps if your mind is in the gutter.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:47 pm
Nothing is impossible with your tongue if you really put your mind to it!
And how!
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:48 pm
This is why I like you so much.Cope wrote:Nothing is impossible with your tongue if you really put your mind to it!
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:52 pm
I don't think I should look any further into that comment than necessary.Black Sparrow wrote:Cope wrote:Nothing is impossible with your tongue if you really put your mind to it!
This is why I like you so much.
Re: Why would someone expect an artichoke, anyway?
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:30 am
And nobody knows how to properly defend themselves against someone who attacks with an artichoke, either! (John Cleese never got to that one in class)Cope wrote:NOBODY EXPECTS AN ARTICHOKE
Unless they do.
What do I do if I'm attacked from behind with a carrot?
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:37 am
If only he'd had enough students to kill, he could've taught us how to defend ourselves from every fruit and vegetable in existence!
Re: What do I do if I'm attacked from behind with a carrot?
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:53 am
He should've, too! That's something that everyone needs to know!Cope wrote:If only he'd had enough students to kill, he could've taught us how to defend ourselves from every fruit and vegetable in existence!
Re: What do I do if I'm attacked from behind with a carrot?
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:21 am
i'd still rather eat the banana than the artichoke.Kat North wrote:He should've, too! That's something that everyone needs to know!Cope wrote:If only he'd had enough students to kill, he could've taught us how to defend ourselves from every fruit and vegetable in existence!
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:57 am
I'd prefer the cherry
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:03 pm
Vhat-ah are you doing-ah to ma thread-ah.
I'm-ah going-ah for-ah piss of toasta!
I'm-ah going-ah for-ah piss of toasta!