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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:36 am
by Guildmaster Van
rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.
And don't forget that episode of Futurama - How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:50 pm
by Princess
I like men because they are straight forward
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:29 pm
by Ekolter
I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:34 pm
by The Snoo
I like the ladies, cause of....
*uses his hands to make vague curvey sort of gestures in the air*
Yeah...
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:06 pm
by Blackaby
mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:26 pm
by Ian Moulding
blackaby wrote:mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.
That's what I'm looking for: A girlfriend I can beat up but who doesn't show the bruises.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:29 pm
by Sincerely
Ian Moulding wrote:blackaby wrote:mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them :twisted:
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise. :D
That's what I'm looking for: A girlfriend I can beat up but who doesn't show the bruises.
*mauls Ian for either being inappropriately sarcastic or a bastard. Whichever.*
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:05 pm
by Escushion
sincerely wrote:Ian Moulding wrote:blackaby wrote:
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.
That's what I'm looking for: A girlfriend I can beat up but who doesn't show the bruises.
*mauls Ian for either being inappropriately sarcastic or a bastard. Whichever.*
You really need to get those rabies tests, Sincerely
.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:38 am
by Killbert-Robby
The Snoo wrote:I like the ladies, cause of....
*uses his hands to make vague curvey sort of gestures in the air*
Yeah...
*joins in with slightly larger curvy gestures*
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:44 am
by Joel Fagin
sincerely wrote:*mauls Ian for either being inappropriately sarcastic or a bastard. Whichever.*
That was something like my first instinct but, heck, all the women are saying they like beating up men.
- Joel Fagin
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:00 am
by Rkolter
blackaby wrote:mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.
Neither do I, unfortuantely.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:21 am
by K-Dawg
Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:46 am
by The Neko
K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
Oh shit! It's Bing Crosby!
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:31 pm
by Keffria
K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
Your avatar works so well with that statment.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:38 pm
by K-Dawg
Keffria wrote:K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
Your avatar works so well with that statment.
...HOLY CRAP IT BLINKED!!!
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:43 pm
by Pimpette
K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
What if you don't have any oranges?
I don't bruise that easily either. I suppose years of bumping into things does that to a person, though I can't recall if I bruised easily as a child..
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:53 pm
by Mr.Bob
K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
But... don't the oranges bruise??
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:08 pm
by Pimpette
Mr.Bob wrote:K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
But... don't the oranges bruise??
No, that's apples.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:13 pm
by Black Sparrow
Pimpette wrote:Mr.Bob wrote:K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
But... don't the oranges bruise??
No, that's apples.
Yeah, stop comparing apples to oranges.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:36 am
by Blackaby
I bruise brown - and if it's really bad, dark purple. I was horribly scared to discover a few years ago that other people seem to bruise green and yellow. Seriously, what the crap is with that! If I saw part of my body going green or yellow, I'd think I was dying.