Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:47 pm
grabmygoblin wrote:"I choose to be gay because women are so damn hot and men are icky."- an arguement I once used with an ultra-right conservative.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:04 pm
I would agree that women are crazy, but that's why I like them.
Oh, they are also very hawt!
However, I find that I enjoy the crazy stuff women do just as long as I'm NOT pursuing a relationship with them. That's when it crosses that thin line from crazy to insane, and things tend to go BOOM.
(or maybe it was just that one, I dunno.)
Oh, they are also very hawt!
However, I find that I enjoy the crazy stuff women do just as long as I'm NOT pursuing a relationship with them. That's when it crosses that thin line from crazy to insane, and things tend to go BOOM.
(or maybe it was just that one, I dunno.)
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:13 pm
see, women are insane, but it's an insanity I can understand. men are just... *remembers all the stupid men tricks I have seen* ...crazy.
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:19 pm
I dunno, I like my women a bit bubbly and...random, I guess you could say. Much more fun to be around than Madame Botox, and her twins Sili and Cone. However, there WAS that one stalker one...yeah...that one crossed some sort of line.JTigerclaw wrote:I would agree that women are crazy, but that's why I like them.
Oh, they are also very hawt!
However, I find that I enjoy the crazy stuff women do just as long as I'm NOT pursuing a relationship with them. That's when it crosses that thin line from crazy to insane, and things tend to go BOOM.
(or maybe it was just that one, I dunno.)
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:21 pm
That and men often try to impress women with "see who can do the stupidest stunt" to show they have a wild side.
My friend jumped off a 10 foot balcony to impress a woman and landed on his face... I'm sure it impressed her with how stupid he could be... *groan*.
My friend jumped off a 10 foot balcony to impress a woman and landed on his face... I'm sure it impressed her with how stupid he could be... *groan*.
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:23 pm
I would agree with you on that. Randomness is a good trait, but then there's those few who overdo it, or are just plain nuts, and you can usually tell who those are. It's especially bad when one woman is both a nut and an idiot. Had it happen, never care to have it happen again.Killbert-Robby wrote:I dunno, I like my women a bit bubbly and...random, I guess you could say. Much more fun to be around than Madame Botox, and her twins Sili and Cone. However, there WAS that one stalker one...yeah...that one crossed some sort of line.
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:22 pm
Been there, done that, tempted to try a lobotomy to see if I can get rid of the memories.JTigerclaw wrote:It's especially bad when one woman is both a nut and an idiot. Had it happen, never care to have it happen again.
All the various genders have their own special brand of crazy. I just happen to find the womanly brand of lunacy to be endearing. In, y'know, small controlled doses.
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:23 pm
Frankly, all sexes are good in small doses. But taken in large quantities, they are downright unbearable.
And that's why I have intimacy issues.
And that's why I have intimacy issues.
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:59 pm
I choose to be straight because women are so damn hot and men are icky.grabmygoblin wrote:"I choose to be gay because women are so damn hot and men are icky."- an arguement I once used with an ultra-right conservative.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:29 am
rkolter wrote:I choose to be straight because women are so damn hot and men are icky.grabmygoblin wrote:"I choose to be gay because women are so damn hot and men are icky."- an arguement I once used with an ultra-right conservative.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:16 am
Not all ick!
I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:20 am
Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?blackaby wrote:Not all ick!
I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:32 am
Pah. Women are hot, sure.
But so are men. Yum.
There is no emoticon strong enough to express my intense shudder of EW at the mental picture that conjured up..
But so are men. Yum.
rkolter wrote:Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?blackaby wrote:Not all ick!
I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
There is no
emoticon strong enough to express my intense shudder of EW at the mental picture that conjured up..Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:43 am
Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.rkolter wrote:Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?blackaby wrote:Not all ick!
I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:02 pm
I dunno, that second option sounds hawt
and
and Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:48 pm
You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.blackaby wrote:Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.rkolter wrote:Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?blackaby wrote:Not all ick!
I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:45 pm
Wow, you got me there. You're right. Nothing gets me more fired up than wading through community tips. Wow, nelly. Hold me back from that banana peel and rotting tea bags.rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.blackaby wrote:Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.rkolter wrote: Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:17 pm
See? I thought so...blackaby wrote:Wow, you got me there. You're right. Nothing gets me more fired up than wading through community tips. Wow, nelly. Hold me back from that banana peel and rotting tea bags.rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.blackaby wrote: Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:49 pm
Eeew, eew, ew!!!rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.
HAWT! Uh, I mean...YUCK!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:54 pm
Wow, it's almost as if the disgust emoticon was born to accompany Kolter's post.Kat North wrote:Eeew, eew, ew!!!rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.