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Charlie Brown's New Secret Weapon Against Arboreal Enemies
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:13 pm
by Bustertheclown
Killer Kites
Dozens of kite related deaths and injuries reported a year? That's some hardcore, extreme kite flying!
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:14 pm
by Blackaby
Let's go fly a ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:17 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
Hmmm, how 'bout that.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:17 pm
by Grabmygoblin
that'd be an embarrasing way to die.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:37 pm
by Kilre
now there's a novel idea
kill people with kites...
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:39 pm
by Rkolter
Kilre wrote:now there's a novel idea
kill people with kites...
Nah. I used to fly kites with model rocket engines duct taped to them and 30 second delay fuses. I can totally see dying in some cool way with a kite.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:59 pm
by Kilre
i never played with kites when i was a lad, so i'm out of touch with the kite world. tho, a kite almost choked me to death once, but that's minor compared to the other stuff i'd do
now, doing stunts on bikes, that is the way to die
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:05 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
I'm still waiting to die in a bizarre gardening accident.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:06 pm
by Nyke
Death Kite String. Why are people still making it?
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:11 pm
by Ida
Kilre wrote:now there's a novel idea
kill people with kites...
For a moment, there, I read that as "kill people with
kitties"...
Though that might be a novel idea as well.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:27 pm
by Kilre
well, kitties kill people all the time, too
ROGUE KITTENS!
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:29 pm
by Cope
Kitties are more prone to go rogue, though. Kites are defintely the safer weapon.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:29 pm
by Ahaugen
Kilre wrote:well, kitties kill people all the time, too
that ... is a lie propagated by the liberal media and their homosexual agenda!
Re: ROGUE KITTENS!
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:45 pm
by Garneta
Cope wrote:Kitties are more prone to go rogue, though. Kites are defintely the safer weapon.
But people won't suspect the kitties. "Aaaw, look, it's a little ki- Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!"
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:45 pm
by Kilre
ahaugen wrote:
that ... is a lie propagated by the liberal media and their homosexual agenda!
tell that to the kitty that cutely bites open your jugular
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:51 pm
by Ahaugen
cats fear me
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:09 pm
by Czar
Kites fear me.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:15 pm
by Black Sparrow
I fear kites.
So high up, able to swoop down at any minute...
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:31 pm
by Tim
Pfft. All we have to do is set up a kite-eating tree defense grid and we'll be safe.
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:36 pm
by Ahaugen
Tim wrote:Pfft. All we have to do is set up a kite-eating tree defense grid and we'll be safe.
but the kites could fly above the trees rendering them useless. what we need are satelites with lazers and ICBMs and hydrogen filled balloons that explode on contact