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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:30 pm
by JTigerclaw
Hello there, are you my new boxmate?
Welcome to The Box! It's dark and smelly in here, but after awhile it's just home sweet home. And don't mind the tenticles. They're here for your enjoyment. If you enjoy that sort of thing... Sweet Lord, you brought cookies and Mountain Dew?! A Joyous day indeed!
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:27 am
by McDuffies
See, the Box loses all it's purpose when people start enjoying being in it.
Which is very odd, what with all the sharp spikes and rotating blades in it.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:22 am
by Black Sparrow
Maybe they're masochists...
...
HELLO NEW FRIENDS!
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:54 am
by Realityendshere
Aggghhhh!!! Talking Head!!! Get away from my goodies!!!
*Seizes a tentacle and swings it at JTigerclaw*
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:31 am
by Jim North
mcDuffies wrote:See, the Box loses all it's purpose when people start enjoying being in it.
It's just a Hellraiser effect. They're so far into pain that their broken minds begin to equate it with pleasure, and then they turn blue, wear black leather, and try to take over the world of the living.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:08 pm
by JTigerclaw
realityendshere wrote:Aggghhhh!!! Talking Head!!! Get away from my goodies!!!
*Seizes a tentacle and swings it at JTigerclaw*
Yeah, whip me some more, dirty boy! Ow!
And give me your goodies!
...methinks I've been in this box for too long...
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:10 pm
by Black Sparrow
JTigerclaw wrote:realityendshere wrote:Aggghhhh!!! Talking Head!!! Get away from my goodies!!!
*Seizes a tentacle and swings it at JTigerclaw*
Yeah, whip me some more, dirty boy!
I want your goodies!
...methinks I've been in this box for too long...
No, that's just Comc Genesis as a whole. You wll learn to accept this new part of you, in time.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:26 pm
by JTigerclaw
So these strange desires to don leather tights and enslave mankind?
These feelings are natural?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:28 pm
by Black Sparrow
JTigerclaw wrote:So these strange desires to dawn leather tights and enslave mankind?
These feelings are natural?
Around here?
Yes.
Though you might have to compete with Legostar on the whole "enslaving mankind" thing.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:37 pm
by JTigerclaw
Black Sparrow wrote:JTigerclaw wrote:
So these strange desires to dawn leather tights and enslave mankind?
These feelings are natural?
Around here?
Yes.
Though you might have to compete with Legostar on the whole "enslaving mankind" thing.
I don't think I'm ready to compete yet. I'm still trying to come to terms with these strange feelings flooding my body. *twitch*
must...leather...up.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:18 pm
by Rocknjosie
Using leather for any other purpose than protection when riding a motorcycle is a waste of a perfectly good cow. Could you enslave the world in polyurthane chaps perhaps?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:49 pm
by JTigerclaw
That's not a bad idea. I wouldn't have much competition in the area of polyurethane pants'd supervillians. My flexible, durable pants would be the envy of all I enslave.
Destroying and torturing the human race is fine, as long as no innocent cows are needlessly harmed in the process.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:10 pm
by Ekolter
Ooooh and watch out for the other mad scentist, my husband, rkolter. Between those to guys, I'm surprised the the Midwest hasn't gone into thermal meltdown.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:38 pm
by Doukasou
fly fool, you know not your peril...
anyway, hiya
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:56 pm
by Jim North
JTigerclaw wrote:must...leather...up.
EDIT: 'Shopped the image for full effect!
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:43 pm
by JTigerclaw
Jim North wrote:*awesome hellraiser pic*
Hey, you have a picture of Daddy!
Jim North wrote:GET IN THE BOX.
I did. I live here now. I'm getting carpet installed next week.
mrs_rkolter wrote:Ooooh and watch out for the other mad scentist, my husband, rkolter. Between those two guys, I'm surprised the the Midwest hasn't gone into thermal meltdown
*jot jot* Nemesis list updated. Though they aren't officially my nemesises (nemesi?) yet. I can't be a villian without my leather/polyurethane pants.
Wait...I'm still just a head, aren't I? Dammit!
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:56 pm
by Realityendshere
JTigerclaw wrote:Black Sparrow wrote:JTigerclaw wrote:
So these strange desires to dawn leather tights and enslave mankind?
These feelings are natural?
Around here?
Yes.
Though you might have to compete with Legostar on the whole "enslaving mankind" thing.
I don't think I'm ready to compete yet. I'm still trying to come to terms with these strange feelings flooding my body. *twitch*
must...leather...up.
Hey, you people can't take over the world! That was my idea!
*pouts*
Well... I suppose I
suppose could change my plan to destroy the earth violently after you bicker and fight and destroy each other to claim it... That would be pure evil, and besides who wants to pay those taxes and insurances rates anyway?
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:09 am
by JTigerclaw
You can't destroy taxes, I won't let you! Noooo!
....
Fine, destroy taxes. See if I care.
And if I die, let me die in leather. Only then will I die truly happy.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:25 am
by Realityendshere
What if I was to kill you and wear your skin like leather? Would you be happy then? Of course, th point is moot because I am evil, and don't care if you're happy or not.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:29 am
by Jim North
Actually, you'd be wearing his skin like a fur coat, wouldn't you?
"It puts the conditioner on its fur or it gets the flyswatter!"