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No, I'm not pulling a Squidi, or letting you off the hook. It's merely time for my trianual PARADIGM SHIFT!! And even though I'm fairly positive the whole "troll" thing was played out as soon as I started, I stuck with it out of some sick sense of consistancy, and a few of you kept feeding him. But now, I'm going to let YOU, the VICTIMS, choose my next personality! Choose wisely, because we'll be stuck with it for the upcoming three months.

Boondock Billy-- The rustic "wise man" who talks like Pogo. If'n that don' beat all. (Bayou Billy was taken)

Brighteyes Billy-- The insufferable optimist who uses too many smilies (this one is even more annoying than Blacklist)

Bushido Billy -- An excuse for me to study otaku culture, and draw me some ecchi.

Bigshot Billy-- Exactly the same as Blacklist, but a conservative republican. Take THAT, Al Franken!

Bullmarket Billy-- The scheming mercenary capitalist. "fan art", anyone? You don't mind if I include MY characters, do you?

Brushstroke Billy-- The me who constantly gives out unwanted technical advice that usually turns out to be wrong.

Brokenheart Billy-- The depressed emo me. Possibly the most annoying one of all. Originated from an old attempt to bait someone on AwOL into saying "dammit, just KILL YOURSELF and get it over with!" It didn't work, I'm happy to say.

Blankslate Billy-- Absolute neutral. also known as "Billy Boring"

Burnout Billy-- the hipster pop philosopher who like, uses the word "like" like, WAYY to much, man.

Bloody Billy-- one o' them Fangoria types.

Bullpen Billy-- this one's all about the comic books. Uses too much illiteration, and often says stupid crap like, "ONWARD! TO THE FUTURE!!!"


Yeah, I know. You're saying, "Don't you have a personality that's NOT an assh0le?", and I can understand your trepidation. But I'm far overdue in abandoning my current idiom, so no matter I wind up with, I assure you, I'm gonna play nice from now on, maybe join a Jam or two, you know, tone down the mischief in general, and get with the frikkin' program, before I completely alienate everyone. It's far to early in the game for me to do that, even though it may already be too late...

Billy, why don't you just change your personality without changing your name? Just like, you know, normal human beings do. Yes, you have to deal with everyone's previous opinion about you, but that just gives you incentive to treat people right the first and every time.

As for this...

Blacklist Billy wrote: But I'm far overdue in abandoning my current idiom, so no matter I wind up with, I assure you, I'm gonna play nice from now on, maybe join a Jam or two, you know, tone down the mischief in general, and get with the frikkin' program, before I completely alienate everyone. It's far to early in the game for me to do that, even though it may already be too late...

Okay, I'm calling in one of the Old Ones to help me out here. Does every wave of newbies have at least one insecure person who worries about whether they'll be accepted? I was obviously the insecure twerp from the Spring 2005 class, and now that I've been here almost a year I'm noticing more and more people cut in that mold. Is this normal? Or is each crop of newbies less confident (possibly indicating that ComicGenesis society is becoming more imposing)?

I think just about every one of those personalities is already covered around here. So sorry, better luck next time.

Billy, just be yourself or I'll send you to the basement.

After much debate we have determined we don't like any of the options, however we do suggest "Buttsex Billy." That one seems rather self explanatory.

Also is "no billy at all" a possiblity?

If nothing else that might get the yaoi girls on your side

There are plenty of cases where people who were asshole-extremists have gone on to be decent enough forumites. OK, not plenty... but some. Enough so that there's hope.

But this is sooo the wrong way of going about doing it. If you want to stop being an asshole in the eyes of the forumites, you need to make an effort on your part, and not expect instant results. Changing your name is irrelevant, and changing your idiom is just confusing.

legostargalactica wrote:After much debate we have determined we don't like any of the options, however we do suggest "Buttsex Billy." That one seems rather self explanatory.

I support this.

And pointless. 'Cause everyone's just gonna go "Oh, hey, there's buttsex billy, who used to be blacklist billy, who is a troll". You'll be the artist formerly know as blacklist billy.

Pointless? Buttsex is never pointless. It is the entire point of these forums.

Keffria wrote:Pointless? Buttsex is never pointless. It is the entire point of these forums.

Wait... what? Hmmm... Maybe I joined the wrong forum...

*Hides in the box*

Oh, pardon me. I meant that changing his name is pointless. I guess that if he changed it to buttsex, it actually would be rather different than my example.

Keffria wrote:Pointless? Buttsex is never pointless. It is the entire point of these forums.

BookOfEwan wrote:

Keffria wrote:Pointless? Buttsex is never pointless. It is the entire point of these forums.

Wait... what? Hmmm... Maybe I joined the wrong forum...

*Hides in the box*

*takes Ewan out of the box*

rkolter wrote: But this is sooo the wrong way of going about doing it. If you want to stop being an asshole in the eyes of the forumites, you need to make an effort on your part, and not expect instant results. Changing your name is irrelevant, and changing your idiom is just confusing.

Very well, so be it! All I'll say in my defence, is that I aim to entertain, even if my aim is really lousy.

Also, two (excuse me, FOUR, no, FIVE) votes for "Buttsex?" Why does that not surprise me? Clearly I HAVE made an impression after all! Mission accomplished!

ONWARD, SODOMITE SOLDIERS! TO BATTLE!

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:*takes Ewan out of the box*

Yaaay! Free from the evil box!

Vorticus wrote:

Keffria wrote:Pointless? Buttsex is never pointless. It is the entire point of these forums.

Well, how many threads are derailed by man-love, eh? Eh? I blame the googly eyes on the lack of M&M.

BookOfEwan wrote:

Keffria wrote:Pointless? Buttsex is never pointless. It is the entire point of these forums.

Wait... what? Hmmm... Maybe I joined the wrong forum...

And I chose the *right* one.

brokenhearted billy for the win

and what's it with fourmites and butsecks fetishes? wheres the diversity? how about bondage, or bestiality? >_>

Vorticus wrote:

Keffria wrote:Pointless? Buttsex is never pointless. It is the entire point of these forums.

Careful, you might break his brain, Keffria!