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2006 CG Predictions
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:47 pm
by Ekolter
Rkolter lays down his fireworks and becomes a tree loving pascifist.
McDuffies starts handing out panties intstead of stealing them.
Lego become Crayola. Wanted a change of colors and texture
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:49 pm
by Rkolter
Beth becomes a habitual liar?
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:54 pm
by Ekolter
rkolter wrote:Beth becomes a habitual liar?
What me? I'm sweet and innocent. I would do no such thing
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:01 pm
by McDuffies
Girls can't resist a guy who hands them panties.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:01 pm
by Sincerely
This sounds an awful lot like the CG mirror universe. I predict we all switch personalities with our mirror-selves. Hmm. According to the mirror universe, Kisai disappeared after criticizing Merc. And Kisai is mysteriously absent noooow. . . Oooeeoo.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:05 pm
by Orion
prediction:
I finally grow a backbone and stop getting abused by Mercury Hat
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:15 pm
by Black Sparrow
Maria and Michelle give up manlove and start dealing out pure girl-on-girl action (which, in retrospect, wouldn't be all that bad).
Vorticus learns a love for groping bums, and does so whenever someone enters chat.
I turn in my whip and open up a counseling clinic, dispensing flowers of wisdom, or something, among the CG community.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:17 pm
by Robbie
I start posting more, yet continue to fail at gaining any recognition.
Or I draw more stuff. Yeah, one of those.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:18 pm
by Ekolter
Vort finally gets corrupted while at the Kolter cookout. Becomes the next Larry Flint.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:21 pm
by Mercury Hat
orion wrote:prediction:
I finally grow a backbone and stop getting abused by Mercury Hat
You shut up and get to the attic. Your fish heads are getting warm.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:31 pm
by Orion
yes'm
it's not 2006 yet after all.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:37 pm
by Ekolter
*loans MH taser and a one of her many stuffed animals
Orion likes them. Oh yes, he really does
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:19 pm
by Terotrous
I predict I'll make less than 386 posts the whole year.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:30 pm
by Blacklist Billy
I predict I'll make less than Sixty posts (Spodermon's record) over the course of the year of our lord two thousand and six.
I say this as the only person that was ever proud to be Sean Hannity's "Troll Of The Week" for two consecutive weeks without the "Darths" ever realizing that Hype and Sno were the same person. That's pretty sad and pathetic, I know, but the thing is that beleivers will believe anything you tell them. I've tried telling this to people but they don't believe me. It is the very Paradox of Existence. So, I've started appealling to the vast undercurrent of DISbelief that permeates many online communities, and I've found that by and large, more folks will mock you than believe you, which has sort of re-affirmed my faith in the Human Race. The bottom line is that the Future is unwritten, but the Pessimists are usually right, so if you expect the worst from everyone, you'll never be dissapointed, which is kind of comforting, when you really think about it.
All you have to do to be a Good Guy is not rape or kill anybody, which I've not done my whole life. I'll still probly burn in Hell, but it wasn't anything I actually DID or DIDN'T do that brought that on me. It was my insistance on being an IRRITTANT.
If a speck of sand becomes a pearl in the heart of an oyster, does not the kidney stone grow thusly as well? Take a piss and find out!
Or does this cancer grow and consume and eventually destroy the Host? You can never tell. Even if you know, even though knowing is half the battle. TELLING is half the WAR.
Anyway, happy new year. I'll call it 2006, like everyone else. That way, I blend in, and nobody suspects...
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:34 pm
by Gengar003
I become minorly less klutzy.
Eeyyuup, that's me, Mr. Psychic.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:36 pm
by Nyke
I'll spend another year contemplating my existence, and feeling lonely, while watching everyone else pair off.
Fuckers.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:40 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
I predict more of the same.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:41 pm
by Blacklist Billy
DarkMagician wrote:I'll spend another year contemplating my existence, and feeling lonely, while watching everyone else pair off.
Fuckers.
I've still got that army of Mechanical Mastichators, you know. My Pugilistic Plumb-bobs. Clockwork Conquistadors...
Damn you Eligibility Deranged!
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:41 pm
by Cope
I'll finally make it to page one of the postcount memberlist.
I like to dream big.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:47 pm
by Nyke
Blacklist Billy wrote:DarkMagician wrote:I'll spend another year contemplating my existence, and feeling lonely, while watching everyone else pair off.
Fuckers.
I've still got that army of Mechanical Mastichators, you know. My Pugilistic Plumb-bobs. Clockwork Conquistadors...
Yeah, they must be getting bored. Have them take out Nevada, Iowa. Teach those fuckers how to pronounce "Nevada".