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It was this day 21 years ago that I was born, at 3:15 PM GMT, and it's been real tough trying to advance my agenda through these 21 years.

Now, I'm 0.000 000 01% the way of getting there. I've already taken over a small population at Buena Vista University. It's just a matter of time to dominate the other 99.999 999 99%, and I'll get to it after reading this month's Crimson Hero.

Requesting a motherload of back-up.
--Nicholas C. Yaeger.

Sure, I'm game. Just a sucker for impossible tasks, I s'pose. But before I join your cause and lend you the use of my army of mechanical monsters, I have to ask... Just what IS your agenda? I know, it's a tough question, (Bush can't ever seem to answer it honestly) but it is of crucial importance. How do I know that your agenda is not the opposite of mine?

I won't expect you respond soon, as I understand there is an obligatory week long drinking binge that college students must undergo once they turn 21, followed by the obligatory three day hangover and optional subsequent month of sobriety. Take your time. My army of mechanized maulers will still be here.

sorry Nyke, I'm already commited on the Lesbian Overlord World Take-Over (LOWTO).

hah. pity you can't drink. and yea, i'm game for world domination. as usual, just give me australia and tasmania and i'm a fnoggin chreery chickadee.

Never!

I'll never join you! You killed obi-wan!

I'd be more entertained as opposition, so once you really get rolling on the world domination, let me know and I'll protest or something

The Pyrotic Corp. is already on the move at worl domination. I shall be named Dictator of the world and all will be merry... 'cept for those jerks who cross me!

I've already got half of a highscool behind me. and once I control the county cete, (my town) I'll have the intire county. After that... THE WORLD!!!

So sorry, no deal, but I wish you luck!

Yee-up, I already promised assistance to another word-domination-in-progress campaign. Good luck with yours though.

I will laugh at you all when my space-based weapons platforms bathe the world in microwave radiation, frying all electronics, then proceed to destroy all major industrial centers, throwing the world back into the agricultural age.

I'll be watching from China's moonbase, which is what *I* plan to take over.

Sorry bidding my time til 2040.

I'm available for Evil Lackey, Yes Man, and Laff-Munky(tm) positions once you take over.
I'm also available as Plucky Comic-Relief(tm) for the resistance movement.

world domination is so last decade.

The Kolters will have the world soon.

1) We got Ryan...duh
2) We got enough fire power to take over Canada....so far
3) And just wait til you see our yet conceived triplets

if you want the world, just threaten to nuke antartica >_>

yield:
signifigant rise in water levels
signifigant disruption of water currents/weather patterns
signifigant radiation of all waer (effects precipitation -> crops and marine sources of food)

Dont attack major cities, lower populations simply reduce the strain on food supply <_<

I'm already simultaneaously allied with several world take over plots, including my own, KrisX's and the Kolter's. I figure one of us is bound to succeed.

congrats on the birthday though.

mrs_rkolter wrote:The Kolters will have the world soon.

1) We got Ryan...duh
2) We got enough fire power to take over Canada....so far
3) And just wait til you see our yet conceived triplets

I'd like to take this oppurtunity to mention what fine, upstanding citizens the Kolters are.
No reason.
None at all.
Really.
Remember the forumites when you take over.

Blacklist Billy wrote:Sure, I'm game. Just a sucker for impossible tasks, I s'pose. But before I join your cause and lend you the use of my army of mechanical monsters, I have to ask... Just what IS your agenda? I know, it's a tough question, (Bush can't ever seem to answer it honestly) but it is of crucial importance. How do I know that your agenda is not the opposite of mine?

I won't expect you respond soon, as I understand there is an obligatory week long drinking binge that college students must undergo once they turn 21, followed by the obligatory three day hangover and optional subsequent month of sobriety. Take your time. My army of mechanized maulers will still be here.

My agenda is to eliminate any glaring imperfection in the gene pool, including alcoholics, Paris Hilton, and millions of others. This might eliminate humanity, but if it gets rid of imperfection, it'll be well worth it.

ManyWorlds wrote:

mrs_rkolter wrote:The Kolters will have the world soon.

1) We got Ryan...duh
2) We got enough fire power to take over Canada....so far
3) And just wait til you see our yet conceived triplets

I'd like to take this oppurtunity to mention what fine, upstanding citizens the Kolters are.
No reason.
None at all.
Really.
Remember the forumites when you take over.

Your loyalty has been noted and you will be assigned a city to command when the armies come.

You know, the real reason all those hero movies are made is to try and subtly discourage people from sticking to their world domination plans for 21+ years.

Congratulations on withstanding the media subtext for so long, Nike!

*toasts Nike*

*. . . the drink kind, not the setting on fire kind*


*even though fire solves al problems*

Doukasou wrote:if you want the world, just threaten to nuke antartica >_>

yield:
signifigant rise in water levels
signifigant disruption of water currents/weather patterns
signifigant radiation of all waer (effects precipitation -> crops and marine sources of food)

Dont attack major cities, lower populations simply reduce the strain on food supply <_<

*Body Slams the Newbie into the box*