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This is the thread where Bob will tell us all about his crush or get mauled and mocked and made to draw more Star Bored.

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What?

I like revelations!

This is truly one of the great mysteries of Comic Genesis, like VileTerror's age (21), KrisX's first name (I know what it is), and the identity of Spoder-Man (Ratbert).

I demand to know who Bob's crush is on!

I don't even think Mr.Bob is real. I think it's a robot that exists on the internet.

Toxic wrote:This is truly one of the great mysteries of Comic Genesis, like VileTerror's age (21), KrisX's first name (I know what it is), and the identity of Spoder-Man (Ratbert).

I demand to know who Bob's crush is on!

Haha, I guess we're the only ones!

Let's go on a hunger strike until he tells!

*sits in front of bobs door with a picket sign that reads "TELL US!" and chants*

Tells us or we'll starve!

*sit's near the protestors, holding up a sign and eating a hamburger*

Tell us or they'll starve!

Watch it be someone you'd never expect, like Warren or Keffria.

Wasn't Bob the creepy Wiccan girl who was stalking me?

MrBob wrote:Kirb, I don't appreciate you exhibiting our private correspondance around like this!

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I don't even think Mr.Bob is real. I think it's a robot that exists on the internet.

He's a giant computer, like those chess-playing ones. In the time it takes you to think of a joke, he combines thousands of them from random words and chooses the funniest one.

That would explain why his jam comics are made so damn fast, and yet are so awesome...

*secretly thinks the crush is on Ryan*

DUH


it's bob


bob has a crush on bob

Ooh, I want to know!!
<_<
>_>

I can't help it, I gravitate toward gossip like a little old lady to knitting clubs.
Tell us, Bob! We won't tell, we promise!!
...wait.

You'll rue the day you posted this thread cookie! RUE THE DAY!

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I don't even think Mr.Bob is real. I think it's a robot that exists on the internet.

But...wait. If Mr. Bob isn't real, what have I been marketing all this time?!

O woe is me! Have I fallen pray to society's foibles, hawking flashy baubles that are but a simulacrum of a thing that never existed? *swoon*

MixedMyth wrote:

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I don't even think Mr.Bob is real. I think it's a robot that exists on the internet.

But...wait. If Mr. Bob isn't real, what have I been marketing all this time?!

O woe is me! Have I fallen pray to society's foibles, hawking flashy baubles that are but a simulacrum of a thing that never existed? *swoon*

You still made money.

Teammayhem wrote:

MixedMyth wrote:

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I don't even think Mr.Bob is real. I think it's a robot that exists on the internet.

But...wait. If Mr. Bob isn't real, what have I been marketing all this time?!

O woe is me! Have I fallen pray to society's foibles, hawking flashy baubles that are but a simulacrum of a thing that never existed? *swoon*

You still made money.

Ooooh yeah...

And in the end, kids, that's what matters! ^_^

Mr.Bob wrote:You'll rue the day you posted this thread cookie! RUE THE DAY!

Oh please. You enjoy the attention. Admit it!

MixedMyth wrote:

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I don't even think Mr.Bob is real. I think it's a robot that exists on the internet.

But...wait. If Mr. Bob isn't real, what have I been marketing all this time?!

O woe is me! Have I fallen pray to society's foibles, hawking flashy baubles that are but a simulacrum of a thing that never existed? *swoon*

So Bob is like Hello Kitty?

MixedMyth wrote:

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I don't even think Mr.Bob is real. I think it's a robot that exists on the internet.

But...wait. If Mr. Bob isn't real, what have I been marketing all this time?!

O woe is me! Have I fallen pray to society's foibles, hawking flashy baubles that are but a simulacrum of a thing that never existed? *swoon*

Bobombs aren't real! This itch isn't real! Isn't real! Isn't real!