Lowest marketing ploy ever

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:02 am

mcDuffies wrote:They say gurgling it is good for teeth.

I think you mean gargling... i'm not sure what gurgling would be like, either option doesn't sound appealing, but still... you'd wanna get something like that correct.

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:45 pm

So...that's what sperm is going for now eh?

Well then, I'm gonna' sell some of my obviously superior quality genetic material for 3 million...any takers? Who wouldn't want a little me frolicking about in their womb?

Pillywiggin · Post by **Pillywiggin** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:53 pm

Jackhass wrote:Who wouldn't want a little me frolicking about in their womb?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:26 pm

Jackhass wrote:So...that's what sperm is going for now eh?

Well then, I'm gonna' sell some of my obviously superior quality genetic material for 3 million...any takers? Who wouldn't want a little me frolicking about in their womb?

the normal you froliciking around anywhere is pretty much more than we need of you in the world...

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:50 pm

legostargalactica wrote:The normal you froliciking around anywhere is pretty much more than we need of you in the world...

Well now I'm just plain offended...I think my boot may have to frolick around your ass sir.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:34 pm

Kinky.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:08 pm

Jackhass wrote:Who wouldn't want a little me frolicking about in their womb?

I can already imagine the future offspring.

Crazy Chris · Post by **Crazy Chris** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:39 pm

legostargalactica wrote:i'm not sure what gurgling would be like

IT's pretty much drowning.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:36 pm

mcDuffies wrote:They say gurgling it is good for teeth.

Umm... you first.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:55 pm

Jackhass wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:The normal you froliciking around anywhere is pretty much more than we need of you in the world...
Well now I'm just plain offended...I think my boot may have to frolick around your ass sir.

I'd be more frightened of that if you didn't have frolicking boots...

Crazy Chris · Post by **Crazy Chris** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:29 pm

'Frolick' and 'your ass' in the same sentence doesn't sound that threatening.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:55 am

Meh. You should be used to that, Chris.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:26 am

Crazy Chris wrote:'Frolick' and 'your ass' in the same sentence doesn't sound that threatening.

which was exactly the point I was trying to convey.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:40 am

To quote one hillarious wanna-be-porn home video, "the best face cream is the natural one".
But I digress.

Crazy Chris · Post by **Crazy Chris** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:53 pm

mcDuffies wrote:"the best face cream is the natural one"

And now, a scene reenactment from Silence of the Lambs.

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