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The thing is, anyone with $1,000,000 to spend a sperm donor, could find a better one.
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This must be a joke.

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Why would anyone want to pay for sperm? Hamburgers are unhealthy too, and they're cheaper.

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legostargalactica wrote:
pierce studios wrote:I adore you.
M<sup>2</sup> wrote:you know my weakness lego

:falls into Lego's arms: sing me some more
Keep this up ladies and Lego will be auctioning off his sperm.
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mcDuffies wrote:This must be a joke.
Seconded. Though there are some really weird things being sold on ebay.

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Do you have to use it for insemination?
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steverules wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
pierce studios wrote:I adore you.
M<sup>2</sup> wrote:you know my weakness lego

:falls into Lego's arms: sing me some more
Keep this up ladies and Lego will be auctioning off his sperm.
I don't do it for the money.. i do it for the lovin' ;)
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
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That idea is just crazy enough to get someone arrested development.

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legostargalactica wrote:
steverules wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Keep this up ladies and Lego will be auctioning off his sperm.
I don't do it for the money.. i do it for the lovin' ;)
...and desperation.

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Vorticus wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:This must be a joke.
Seconded. Though there are some really weird things being sold on ebay.
A dude sold his identity or his name or whatever on Ebay for someone to use for a day....that was interesting.

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mcDuffies wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
steverules wrote: Keep this up ladies and Lego will be auctioning off his sperm.
I don't do it for the money.. i do it for the lovin' ;)
...and desperation.
you have my confused with that other serb on the forums.
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Toxic wrote:
ivstudios wrote:If someone dose go for the natural insemination with the $500,000 fee, wouldn't that be prostitution?
Maybe they'll do it in Nevada. Everything's legal there.
Even pooping on a table?
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Warren wrote:
Toxic wrote:
ivstudios wrote:If someone dose go for the natural insemination with the $500,000 fee, wouldn't that be prostitution?
Maybe they'll do it in Nevada. Everything's legal there.
Even pooping on a table?
I think the technical term for that is a "Steamer."

*Is horrified by the fact that he knows that."

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They have a technical term for pooping on the table?? :o

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princess wrote:Do you have to use it for insemination?
The most obvious questions are always overlooked.
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:o Just :o
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yeahduff wrote:
princess wrote:Do you have to use it for insemination?
The most obvious questions are always overlooked.
finally! , somebody noticed my vulgar comment :D
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princess wrote:
yeahduff wrote:
princess wrote:Do you have to use it for insemination?
The most obvious questions are always overlooked.
finally! , somebody noticed my vulgar comment :D
SPERM FIGHT!

*throws a cup of sperm at princess*
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This can only end in tears.

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They say gurgling it is good for teeth.

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