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Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:56 pm

Let's watch the conversation drop into technology.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:42 pm

i'd get implants for an mp3 player in my boobs.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:16 pm

I could just imagin someone snuggling into those breasts and then saying "gah... this song sucks, which nipple to I press to skip to the next?"

Jesusabdullah · Post by **Jesusabdullah** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:29 pm

What about MY embedded mp3 player?

I'm jealous.

Eunice P · Post by **Eunice P** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:44 pm

And added in auto open and reject on the breasts for putting in MP3 CD players and one side of the breasts can copy tracks to the other side of the breasts.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:02 pm

Ideas like this lose their appeal when you remember how quickly technology becomes outdated and starts breaking.

I sure as hell don't want a chip in my breast next Y2K crisis.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:22 pm

jesusabdullah wrote:What about MY embedded mp3 player?

I'm jealous.

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CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:59 pm

orion wrote:
jesusabdullah wrote:What about MY embedded mp3 player?

I'm jealous.
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MERBman · Post by **MERBman** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:13 am

BrownEyedCat wrote:I sure as hell don't want a chip in my breast next Y2K crisis.

My memory's a bit hazy, but I seem to recall God's punchline to the whole thing was that there WAS no Y2K crash and ensuing crisis.
If you want to talk about the paranoid lead-up, that's more human nature than technology to blame.

Rocknjosie · Post by **Rocknjosie** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:07 am

"The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer."

Warning: Your breast is now going to explode because you were stupid enough to install an mp3 player inside of it.

And could you imagine breast feeding, It'd be all the annoyance of a kid skimming the radio with all the pain of a child biting on your breast.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:10 am

MERBman wrote:My memory's a bit hazy, but I seem to recall God's punchline to the whole thing was that there WAS no Y2K crash and ensuing crisis.

There was no Y2K crisis because we stopped it. That was kinda the point.

- Joel Fagin

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:22 am

my amiga would disagree with you.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:40 am

Pah, the Y2K bug didn't worry me at all. But the year 292,277,026,596 bug? That scares the shit out of me.

War · Post by **War** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:20 am

Joel Fagin wrote:
MERBman wrote:My memory's a bit hazy, but I seem to recall God's punchline to the whole thing was that there WAS no Y2K crash and ensuing crisis.
There was no Y2K crisis because we stopped it. That was kinda the point.

- Joel Fagin

Nah, a lot of countries didn't worry about Y2K and came out fine. Russia didn't do anything, we were all waiting for nuclear fire to rain down from the skies and nothing happened. The whole y2k thing was way overblown.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:19 am

War wrote:Nah, a lot of countries didn't worry about Y2K and came out fine. Russia didn't do anything, we were all waiting for nuclear fire to rain down from the skies and nothing happened. The whole y2k thing was way overblown.

Russia doesn't exactly have the same massive over-reliance on computers as the West, though.

- Joel Fagin

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:37 am

I... keep picturing the opening scenes from the sound of music. Except... except she isn't singing.

And it's "THE BOOBS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF..."

...

Yeah, you people should all stay the HECK out of my head.

Robin Pierce · Post by **Robin Pierce** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:18 am

blackaby wrote:I... keep picturing the opening scenes from the sound of music. Except... except she isn't singing.

And it's "THE BOOBS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF..."

...

Yeah, you people should all stay the HECK out of my head.

This made me laugh. A lot.

But what if you get sick of the music you loaded into your breasts? (okay that just sounds weird) How do you update it?... they'd have to create a USB for boobs!.. and just imagine the bra.

War · Post by **War** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:41 am

pierce studios wrote:
blackaby wrote:I... keep picturing the opening scenes from the sound of music. Except... except she isn't singing.

And it's "THE BOOBS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF..."

...

Yeah, you people should all stay the HECK out of my head.
This made me laugh. A lot.

But what if you get sick of the music you loaded into your breasts? (okay that just sounds weird) How do you update it?... they'd have to create a USB for boobs!.. and just imagine the bra.

Bluetooth or wireless.
The hardest part with all of this is how do you power it. Listening to it is no problem, bluetooth. Changing music is no problem, bluetooth.
I guess you could make an inductive charging bra, I'd just be wary about wearing an item of clothes plugged into the mains.

The advantage of music players is that they've reached a point where they don't date as badly as other technology. Battery life with increase, but the other core parts of music players have gone about as far as they need to (and further, what's the point in a 60gig music player?).

And it'd be a handy way of carrying data around. Like a thumbdrive except you'd never have to worry about losing it.

Humbug · Post by **Humbug** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:19 am

I really don't know what to say about this, on one hand I think the mp3 player idea is ridiculous. On the other, the sensor thing is kind of a plus.

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:45 am

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