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Cookie, ever since you joined the forums strange things have happened. Where's Neko? Where's Mooman? Now Jex is pushed to the edge of insanity and banned. That's it. I'm playing your tracks backwards looking for subliminal messages. I recommend everyone else do the same. I think it's much more than coincidence.

steverules wrote:Cookie, ever since you joined the forums strange things have happened. Where's Neko? Where's Mooman? Now Jex is pushed to the edge of insanity and banned. That's it. I'm playing your tracks backwards looking for subliminal messages. I recommend everyone else do the same. I think it's much more than coincidence.

:: on Cookie's orders sneaks into steve's room, knocks him out with a blackjack and drags him to and undisclosed location for "treatment"::

Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.

mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.

I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:

mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.

I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

you're going to sue.. a bunch of webcomic artists... for what? a nickle each?

A nickel each sums up to quite a fair amount.

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

You forgot cexed up.

mcDuffies wrote:You forgot cexed up.

But that was with my consent. Besides, it has nothing to do with sex! Everybody knows that!

:airmail's cookie 5 penneys: ;_;

Everyone gets violated here. It's what makes us family.

Warren wrote:Everyone gets violated here. It's what makes us family.

the family that violates together stays together?



That is unless they disappear for an extended period of time...

Or turn troll and get banned...

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:

mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.

I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

We could introduce evidence that you secretly enjoyed all that attention. You'd get a nickel apiece, but forevermore people would be coming up to you on the street, grabing your boob and going, "Honk!"

rkolter wrote:We could introduce evidence that you secretly enjoyed all that attention. You'd get a nickel apiece, but forevermore people would be coming up to you on the street, grabing your boob and going, "Honk!"

I just can't win, can I?

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:

rkolter wrote:We could introduce evidence that you secretly enjoyed all that attention. You'd get a nickel apiece, but forevermore people would be coming up to you on the street, grabing your boob and going, "Honk!"

I just can't win, can I?

Resign yourself to enjoying it and you can consider it a victory.

...interrupting the pervert talk for a little music.

STILL not gotten around to the last request songs, but here's two new ones I recorded. Tell me if you like.

Drive (R.E.M.)

Some Sad Song (Travis)

*goes back to being sick*

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:

mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.

I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

Attempts to buy off Cookie with chocolate

mrs_rkolter wrote:

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

Attempts to buy off Cookie with chocolate

HA! I wasn't even gonna sue YOU! *runs off with the chocolate, laughing manically*

*offers chocolate*
I am pretty sure that you were gonna sue me.

mcDuffies wrote:*offers chocolate*
I am pretty sure that you were gonna sue me.

*takes the chocolate*

*sues him anyway*

::offers fresh baked bread::

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:

mcDuffies wrote:*offers chocolate*
I am pretty sure that you were gonna sue me.

*takes the chocolate*

*sues him anyway*

Hah! When you were eating chocolate, I tricked you into leaving chocolatey fingerprints on this here contract that says you won't sue me! It's legit!